Where does he live?
CROW WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:34, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That London
Yeah, I must admit the overlap between djtp and me is somewhat remarkable. Trialprice, you're not an ale drinker as well, are you?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Well hello there...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Good afternoon, madam

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:38, Reply)

And you're how old?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:41, Reply)

24.
At least for a couple more weeks. 25 at the end of the month.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:43, Reply)

but as Lampito said a few days ago
I look the same age as him. I attribute it to hiding from the sun for 30 years :D
( djtrialprice, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Yes, Al was convinced I was nearly 30 until she corrected him
Though part of this may be linked to my friend's accusation that I "tan like a Spaniard."
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I was convinced of the same

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:48, Reply)

The difference is that Al had met me before this revelation.
Twice.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Yeah but the thing is, you're a lot taller than me
and I tend to assume anyone taller than me is my age or a bit older.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Never got over all the years at school, looking up at all the bigger boys, did you al?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:54, Reply)

I wasn't looking up
when I found out they were bigger boys
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Ah, just staring at the floor just in front of you,
hoping the feel of the gravel digging into your knees would distract you from the strange sensation in your rectum and the ghastly feeling of sweaty, lustful shame?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:58, Reply)

You're safe
He is tanned.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:50, Reply)

I love Deuchars and JHB and St Edmunds and loads of others

( djtrialprice, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Yeah, we are scarily similar. I just wonder how many of these traits are common to all of the /OT male demographic

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)

There was some standard set of /OT characteristics
many of which applied to me. I don't own a griddle pan though.
( djtrialprice, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:43, Reply)

I inherited one a little while ago, though I don't use it as often as I probably should.
I've also got the ale drinking, guitar playing and flappy-hair-sporting boxes well ticked. Trying to think what the others were now...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:45, Reply)

A fondness for Half Man Half Biscuit, marijuana and self-abuse.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Oh, well I've got the third one sorted...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)

You should get one of those mother fuckers
it'll make your girlfriend wetter than Crowsephine.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Crowsephine?

( djtrialprice, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Crowsephine
is what we call Crow when making him out to be more limp wristed than he really is. Which is very.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Alles klar
Danke
( djtrialprice, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:53, Reply)

OH FUCKING HELL, NOT YOU AS WELL NOW.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Ja
mich auch. Es tut mir leid.
( djtrialprice, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:00, Reply)

I've created a monster!
-cackles-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:05, Reply)

I should be indignant
But I quite like the name. If any woman is ever daft enough to agree to bear my children, I'll be arguing in favour of calling any female offspring Crowsephine...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:08, Reply)

You could be the piece of cheese in a geek sandwich.

( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Oooh
*ponders*
Actually, that would be awfully tiring.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:38, Reply)

But in a good way.

( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)

stop pimping us out!

( djtrialprice, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Ignore him!

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Hi five mid-way through?

( djtrialprice, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)

and change ends?

( djtrialprice, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)

And then play a game of cards on her back?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Oi!
The pair o' yez!
Pack it in!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Sounds like they already are.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:52, Reply)

WAHEY!
Fnar fnar
Fnar fnar
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Aw shut it you

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Don't talk with your mouth full!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Hang on
which ends are you talking about?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I'd assumed "bow" and "stern"

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:53, Reply)

not front and back?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Starboard and....
....the other one.

Edit - Port - that's the one.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I prefer to use nautical terms
That way I can cheekily refer to a jaunt up to the poop deck.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:56, Reply)

*snigger*
I think you'll find her poop deck is out of bounds.
( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:00, Reply)

I'll be on the lookout for signs denoting
"No unauthorised entry."
Or possibly any that read
"Staff entry only"
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)

'Staff' as in 'employee' or 'long pole'?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)