My first job the manager found out I was under 18 and reduced my pay
I ate my wage in ice-cream to make up the difference.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:47, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Way to buck the system mate
Your real name isn't Bill, is it?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:48, Reply)

Does he have a penchant for Haargandaz?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:50, Reply)

Can't remember
Doesn't everyone? Off the top of my head the pic is of a chap with a class beard with the Kremlin in the background. This'll teach me for my "friend fucking anyone, it'll make you look popular" policy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:51, Reply)

Ah, no not me, my picture is pretty special
but presently I am a secret!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:55, Reply)

Right. Help. Bill Cormick. Who he?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:57, Reply)

No idea at all, I'm not "friends" with anyone on here
Is it simply, Bill?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:57, Reply)

that's bill
he's not around much
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:58, Reply)

Cunning username

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:59, Reply)

That explains why he friended me
Hasn't had chance to be put off

What's your excuse Vippers?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:59, Reply)

I'm a glutton for punishment

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:02, Reply)

Oh, I've missed this
punishment GREAT BIG MAN-COCK
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:07, Reply)

unfair
I barely slept last night, and I've got a lot of work to do and this is how you treat me?

for shame.

things have changed around here since you've been gone. it's become a happy place full of caring.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:08, Reply)

First officelol of the day
Points, sir
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:10, Reply)

Well, I missed your points
But you haven'd said who's winning yet.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Got your Motorhead ticket yeat?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:01, Reply)

I'll have to see how finances are next month
I am as skint as a motherfucker at the moment.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:02, Reply)

Fucking hell I know the feeling.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:03, Reply)

I bet I know it more
3 days until the wedding this weeks purchases have included - £70 on malaria drugs, £320 car insurance, £30 tolietries, £68 additional lighting etc etc etc, fuck.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:05, Reply)

that's a fucker
I'm feeling the pain of a water bill, some new car tyres and a bike repair.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:06, Reply)

Typical it all comes up at once...think it's time to whack out the credit card
At least it's pay rise month although I have no idea what it'll be until I get back.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:08, Reply)

indeed.
I've got a mate's stag do to try and pay for this month as well, and my credit card is still feeling the impact of the fucking engagement ring.

How can I buy a new guitar in this sort of situation?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:09, Reply)

Life is full of difficult decisions
My stag was 100% funded by my mates, it brought a tear to my eye and pain to their wallets!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:12, Reply)

that's what we are doing for the stag too
reasonably cheap, but not cheap enough this month!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:12, Reply)

We get the vaccines in Spain
They're free there.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Ahh Monty, did you take my description of you and make it your sig?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:04, Reply)

Your sig's been the same for ages
Could everyone "describe" NakedApe please?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:05, Reply)

equal opportunities bastard

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:05, Reply)

Chicken minge is just so darn tasty, the crispy outside and rich creamy centre is unbeatable

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:06, Reply)

I've got a couple of people on my FB friends that I know are b3tans
but not which ones. Since they've been there for a few months it's a bit awkward to ask now.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:12, Reply)

one of them might be me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:13, Reply)

You're unmistakeable

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:18, Reply)

I'll take that as a compliment

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:20, Reply)

unmistakeable huge attention whore
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:21, Reply)

that would imply I get something back
huge attention slut if you please
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Objection susained

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Who? Who?
Maybe we can help
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:13, Reply)

I'll just post their real names here shall I
I'm sure they won't mind.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Yeah!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Don't worry cockneck
We all know you!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:27, Reply)

I have the same problem
I'm hoping I'll meet them on a bash and then put 2 and 2 together.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:31, Reply)

I've got 3 b3tans on facebook I've not met
But I intend on meeting them both asap.

Sorry, forgot about Darth
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:32, Reply)

I haven't met any of you lovely people yet
It's almost as if you're keeping your distance
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:35, Reply)

I'm sure you understand why
They have enough problem thinking about you bumming them only by looking at your pictures. Imagine what'd happen if they meet you IRL. There'd be no way to stop them!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Are you implying B3tans are homophobes?
Ay up, oor Darth.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Morning Larry
How are you keeping?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Don't ask - you haven't time to hear.
State of my lungs, I'll be lucky to last the summer.
You ready for your run?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Sorry mate, bastards made me do some WORK
Just about ready thank you. Sorry to hear that all is not well. Am not too busy to hear if you want to spill
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Ew

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Glad to hear your legs have something in them.
And I exaggerate as usual - I've had a gawd awful cough for three weeks that won't give up. It only slows me up a little; just disgustingly unpleasant, but no more about that or I'll upset the gentle souls around here.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Fuck 'em
Coughs are rubbish. Shying away from the facts won't solve that. sorry to hear that you're suffering
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Does the goo you're coughing up smell like peanuts?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Bill Cormick? No Idea, sounds irish maybe
CormAck on the other hand would be me!
(bill, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:31, Reply)