Crackhouse had her catbaby?
When did this happen? Have some slightly late congratumalations.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:31, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Jesus girl, lay off the smack

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:32, Reply)

I've been in a tent in a field on an island in the middle of the channel.
Sadly no smack involved.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Don't be Sarky
(see that?)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:39, Reply)

like it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Oo, clever
I like it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:43, Reply)

She's not just a pretty face, that one

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)

just
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:47, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post748586
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:50, Reply)

hahaaaar!
And so is denial of my obvious beauty
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I gazed that post last night.
How are you reading my gazes?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Your gazes are cold... dead...
Rapey
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I'm going to link back to this
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post778272
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:59, Reply)

that thread doesn't really help your cause

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:02, Reply)

It's totally ok to mention rape and death round here unless you're Bert

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)

It used to be frowned upon,
I got many gazes the first time I called sexface a rapist.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Oh really?
Ok well now it's totally ok unless you're Bert.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)

It's probably totally ok unless you're Bert
or Psychochomp
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)

DATE rapist, please.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:10, Reply)

I'm a stalking machine.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:02, Reply)

You learnt from the master.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:04, Reply)

haha yeah
the stalker becomes the stalkee. Mwa ha ha ha
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I don't get it.
The cutty sark is in Greenwich
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)

That's cos you're DIM.
DIM DIM DIM
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:45, Reply)

You're an innanimate fucking object!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Innanimate?
She only moves inside pubs? Guess that makes sense.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Perfect sense.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:51, Reply)

inanimate

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:49, Reply)

You never have a go at gonz when he mispells stuff.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:50, Reply)

we like Gonz

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:50, Reply)

HAHA!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:51, Reply)

How did you work that one out?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:52, Reply)

It's a quote from In Bruge
which I watched on monday and is currently the best comeback I can think of.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Thats shit.
Be more original. Oh wait, you can't. Because you're DIM.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I like the way you tell me to be original
then use the same insult for the fifth time in 10 minutes.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:58, Reply)

At least I came up with it myself.
I can call you thick if you want.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:59, Reply)

You could always try to say something interesting instead.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:01, Reply)

I think this comes under
"do as I say, not as I do"
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:02, Reply)

I think it's interesting watching how many people insult you

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)

And you evidentally STILL haven't worked out the original joke.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:02, Reply)

I got it straight away.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:04, Reply)

TOO LATE

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:08, Reply)

What do you think the cutty sark was named after?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)

I missed it too because of tent dwelling.
And the smack of course.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Kinky sex FTW

( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:49, Reply)

it wasn't the same tent
sorry to disappoint
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:51, Reply)

How was your festival?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:51, Reply)

awesome.
I paid for it yesterday and Monday though. Tonight is my first pole for a week and I don't think I'm going to be very good. I managed extended brass monkey last week though, so yay. Also, we're working on going back from chair into brass monkey, but I don't bend that way yet.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:04, Reply)

brass monkey means cold?
Is this a move involving big nipples?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Pole moves have stupid names that look nothing like what they suggest.
Brass monkey is when you bend forward and grasp the pole as you would a spade. You then kick backwards and into upside downey-ness, grasping the pole with the back of your knee and....oh fuck it I'll find a picture.

Here: 4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ns0hBKQdbtk/SrIfuRKO6uI/AAAAAAAABCE/DLFV_6zIcrw/s400/PD09+brass+monkey.jpg
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Glad to hear it.
Not about the paying for it though. Extended?! fucking wow! And please explain how the chair one works, I can't picture it. I am going to pale in comparison next to you when I come back, my pole is on back order so it won't be here for a while yet.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)

You know what I'm talking about woman,
climb the pole and sit on it (fnar), then lean back until you're upside down. To do brass monkey from there you have to go back and straighten your legs so you're almost prone to the pole. Then you have to reach around the other side of the pole with your arms until you're in the position for doing brass monkey. Release one of your legs and bring it forward as though you would do crossbow and keep the other foot tucked behind the pole. Ta da!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)