I'm not saying
because you'll all take the mickey and bully me something rotten :(
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:07, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Is it Glee?
I bet it's Glee.

I bet you now constantly sing about any problems you have and push disabled people around whilst doing jazz hands.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)

It IS Glee!
*sings*

I am a disabled cheerleader and single pregnant mum,
perhaps I should have let him use my bum...

*jazz hands*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:17, Reply)

I need your hetrosexuality badge and gun by the end of the day, Sargent Poncelord will issue you with your feather duster and ducky walk.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Darth!
You're needed over here.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:22, Reply)

*minces over*
*bursts into song*
DON'T STOP... BE-LIEEEEV-IN'...
*bows*
*retreats hastily*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Darth?!?!? He's called PC Clickfingers-Andmince to you young lady...
EDIT:
Darth?!?!? He's called PC Clickfingers-Andmince to you young lady...

well, I didn't really need to add this in the end did I?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)

No-one does my press for me!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)

++BUMDER ALERT++BUMDER ALERT++
ANOTHER BUMDER HAS REVEALED HIMSELF (NOT LIKE THAT, YOU PERVERTS) AND IS KNOWN TO BE IN THE AREA. BERT HAS INADVERTENTLY OUTED HIMSELF AS A BUMDER IN A STING OPERATION DURING WHICH HE ADMITTED TO HIS LOVE OF THE SINGLE MOST BUMDERISH THING ON THE TELLY RIGHT NOW. WOULD THE MASSIVE BUMDER KNOWN AS 'DARTH FOXTROT' (CHRIST THAT'S A BUMDERISH NAME) PLEASE MAKE HIS WAY OVER TO THIS THREAD TO DISTRACT THIS RECENTLY OUTED BUMDER WITH A GOOD THOROUGH BUMDERISING. ONCE YOU HAVE BUGGERED ONE ANOTHER SENSELESS YOU SHOULD HOPEFULLY BOTH BE SPENT AND THEREFORE NO LONGER A THREAT TO THE REST OF OUR POSTERIORS. BUMDER ALERT. BUMDER ALERT.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)

You enjoy this far too much.

( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I do.
But something's got to give my life some purpose, even if that something is exaggerated casual homophobia.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Better than charity work anyway.

( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)

It makes me piss myself every time
Especially when it's not aimed at me!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)

you already admitted to dancing in your pants whilst singing along to the little mermaid
what can be more embarrassing than that
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)

I've admitted that repeatedly on B3ta
it's nothing to be ashamed of.

I have recently taken an interest in something which I have been told off on B3ta for not liking before.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Vanilla sex?

( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)

I like vanilla more than any other kind
what do you take me for?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:23, Reply)

A pervert.
Duh!
( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I'm not entirely sure
where you would have gotten that impression from
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I've been reading between the lines.

( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Utter pish-posh
I'm really quite the prude
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)

aww *snugglywugglyhugglecakes*

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I reckon, right
I could probably fist you
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)

probably not actually!

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I have Beadlehands

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:30, Reply)

sexy

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I bet I could fit my thigh in your bot bot.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:30, Reply)

you've probably got pretty skinny thighs....

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I've got girl's legs.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)

in a suitcase under my bed.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Your legs look like spare ribs
that have been eaten by a dog.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Your legs look like a roll of lino that was left out in the rain.
I bet your thighs touch when you sit down.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:50, Reply)

I hope it's refrigerated

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:46, Reply)

hehe no :)
they're smelly :D
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:50, Reply)

and squidgey I hope!

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:21, Reply)

yeah :D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:25, Reply)