Raoul Moat is a promising newcomer
at his debut, he showed passion, commitment, a good use of space and an ability to avoid his markers. He should coach the England football team.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:36, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

And he has a quirky name.
Do you think that's his stage name?
( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)

More like a Nom De Guerre

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:41, Reply)

It kind of sounds like a porn name.
But that might just be the Raoul bit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Ha!
"Hello, i've come to fix your...new boyfriend"
"What a large weapon you have, I hope it wont go off in my face"
BOOM-CHICK-A-WAH-WAHHH
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I love this!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Just checked out your profile pic of you flipping the bird at the Queen
that has to be one of the worst likenesses I have ever seen. Waxworks are often shit, but that is right-royally piss poor.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)

It's a Tussauds
At Warwick Castle. Looked like it was getting on a bit, mind.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:59, Reply)

You can tell cos its tits are all saggy.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)

why aren't you writing comedy scripts for the bbc
seriously you are wasted as a beancounter.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Wasted talent
or talented waster?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:04, Reply)

both?
that is always the best answer to most choices in life.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:20, Reply)

How's the masters course going?
are you hoping to become a published author? (Put me down for a pre-order)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)

fancy you remembering that
i am blushing. yes, that is the long term plan, although i seem to have ended up doing drama next year (i am writing a tongue-in-cheek comedy about dating), so you might have to be my date at my west end premiere first if that is ok? you can bring the chicken, she'll look great on the front cover of "heat".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)