Whorehouse.
And Charity-style shop, full of awful clothes, books no one reads and odd things.
I like those kind of places.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:00, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

oh you'd be the best Madam ever
I'm seeing sequins and one of those flapper hats with a feather on it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I am wearing today:
a tropical print collared playsuit with padded shoulders and red ribbed tights. Sadly little glitter but I'm wearing a cameo ring
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:04, Reply)

smoking from a long cigarette holder

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)

My friend (fellow b3tan, but not offtopicer)
looked at me a few weeks ago, and decided it'd suit me, thus he's buying me one for my birthday.

GET IN
Not going to hold him to it, he's probably forgotten.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:06, Reply)

so I hear you want to marry me.
I don't blame you for feeling this way.

But, as a wife, what would you bring to this relationship?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I'd let our wedding carriage be drawn by pugs.
And you can keep warm under my rolls of fat.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:03, Reply)

this does sounds pretty awesome so far...
how many times in the night would you wake up and then scream at my inherent beauty?

Can you juggle?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Your beauty is so radiant that I think I'd be plastered against your nose the whole night
with my toes curled around your broom-on.

No, but I can get very drunk and fall over.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:08, Reply)

the date is set.
My dress will look beautiful ◕ ◡ ◕
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:11, Reply)

I'm kneedeep in my own gush

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Must...resist...strikethrough...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Nah, fuck it...
Sometimes an open goal is an open goal.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:19, Reply)

FNAR FNAR

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Fuck off.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:21, Reply)

CROW NO!
*scarpers*

_{That's fucking creepy, regardless of whether or not one claims to be a crow...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Did you watch the Family of Blood?
(the Doctor Who episodes where the Doctor was human and was being pursued by scarecrows) Fucked my shit right up. Was fantastic though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:24, Reply)

I'd forgotten all about that one
Yeah, that one was kind of creepy. Though this was balanced by the hilarity of the institutional racism it also portrayed.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)

The young guy was kind of really, really hot.
I've got my house, btw. Exciting times in SE5.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Awesome. I guess you're statistically less likely to get attacked in Camberwell than in Bermondsey
I may have to visit at some point and frighten your housemates.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:38, Reply)

wedding under
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Pffft!

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:12, Reply)

pugs are very good at still life sketches

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Nothing still about Lampito's clopper

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Hmmn.
I'm not sure that shabbily dressed whores reading Peter Andre's biography is such a turn on.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:03, Reply)

I buy many clothes from charity shops, I'm not THAT badly dressed...

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)

I was of course referring to your prozzies...
...rather than implying you were shoddily clad.
*looks to see if backtracking worked*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Oh for god's sake Tuggers,
A brand new planet, unfettered by humans, unravaged by our sordid history and unspoiled by our previous failings...do we really want to take with us reminders of the existence of Peter fucking Andre?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:22, Reply)

As a reminder to count our blessings?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Ha! A cheap and nasty-looking Bakelite statue in the town square
of the insufferable little penis himself, underneath engraved the motto "LEST WE FORGET."
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)