Hey Roota
check this out for the lolz
www.closeronline.co.uk/27692/view.aspx?dateonline=Thursday+01+July+2010

My favourite quote is "People can't call us teletubby scroungers now"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:01, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

OPEN IN A NEW WINDOW!!!!
Also, it's funny 'cos they're fat. Real fat.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:10, Reply)

I love the first comment:
"Still fat and ugly, and still can't sing for shit."

Fair play on them (well, the two kids at least, and the Dad to some degree) for getting off their arses and doing something about it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:10, Reply)

people CAN still call them Teletubbies...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:20, Reply)

are you still here?
I thought you were working - sod off!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:22, Reply)

Oh my god!
I've done absolutely tons of work!
Can I not just have a little end-of-day wind-down?
I've just been sexually harassed on my work phone.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:23, Reply)

Sorry about that

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:25, Reply)

Hahah
I enjoyed it
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:26, Reply)

Oh, in that case I might do it again one day

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:28, Reply)

Cheers, but not when Tony's there ok?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:31, Reply)

i suppose
how much ham did you sell? I assume that was what you were doing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:27, Reply)

I sold about two stones of the stuff

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:27, Reply)

*reports to the metric people*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:28, Reply)

Fascist!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:29, Reply)

progressivist
your attitude will get you sent to the Thought Realignment Centre if you're not careful
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:30, Reply)

'selling ham'
might be a good euphemism
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:28, Reply)

5ft9 and 21 stone and not fat?
I think I'll stick to my 5ft9 and 9 stone to be honest.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:56, Reply)

They went canno'ing in the titanic.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:54, Reply)

'their daughters, 27st Samantha and 19st Emma – who are .. both single'
Orly?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 18:29, Reply)