Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I haven't seen any photosbut I'm going to assume that anything which has escaped from your clunge would most likely resemble Danny DeVito
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:25,
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Small, bald, wrinkly and weeping.A little like your cock in those pictures, Bert m'dear.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:42,
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Pfffft*crosses fingers for some cot death*
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:49,
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Does your Auntie Sandra have kids btw?(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:51,
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She has twoBut she's never claimed to be a strong independent woman who had no interest in making babies
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:56,
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ah now, I never said I had no interest in making babies,I just clearly stated how much I dislike other people's children. And other people, come to that.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:10,
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Aw, mannow I have no reason to hate you. Captain V is still a bit of a dick though
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:18,
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Crossed the line again Bert. I suppose you'll learn one day.(
Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:51,
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I'm just doing what I do(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:00,
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I'm extraordinarily gifted in that respect, Jewnose(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:20,
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