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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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how do we keep this lolchomp
at the top of the popular page forever?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:30, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
We don't I'm going to politely ask vipros to delete this soon,
I have a job you know.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:35, Reply)
why don't you just ask DG to delete the picture?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)
Yeah could do,
I'll wait though it deserves some attention.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)
I thought about putting it on my FB wall and continually tagging you in it
but I knew you'd go sick
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)
Yes, I think you and I should have a game of who can ruin each others careers over the internet.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
I could photoshopping her touch a kid if you want?
get us a pic and I'll do it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)
I think you're taking it a little too seriously
there's nothing on the internet that could ruin my career.

If I had one.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)
Not yet
muah muah muah
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
I'm picturing me being dragged away in handcuffs screaming
"it was photoshopped! PHOTOSHOPPED!" and people going "no one's that good with photoshop"
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)
I could just publish the gaz trail where I refused to fuck you up the arse.
That's my collateral.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)
Go for it
Although that bit I wrote about Vipros might make things awkward between us
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)
between you and I?
or between you and chompy?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:17, Reply)
I know what she's talking about and you don't
hahahahahahaha
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)
contrary to your perceived goal
that has made me give a shit even less than I did before.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)
After Chompy 'turned me down' I said I would console myself with you
or words to that effect *looks shifty*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)
I suspect it was more like "make do"
but I'll let you off. your naivety does you credit.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)
nah it wasn't pitying
it was filthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)
awesome
feel free to gaz me details

*waggles eyebrows*
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)
OMG
He's having a stroke!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:53, Reply)
not yet
she hasn't gazzed me yet
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:54, Reply)
Lab sets 'em up
Vips knocks 'em down!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)
*high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:48, Reply)
I said something about you spilling your molten hot smugness all over my chest.
There, ya happy?!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:05, Reply)
FILTH

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:07, Reply)
you loves it

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:19, Reply)
ecstatic :-D

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:48, Reply)
yeah but it's not like you're famous or anything.
It's staying, and if you complain anymore i'll call you a rapist on your facebook again.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)
I like this and have clicked accordingly.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)
It's easy for you mr common name,
everything is pretty easily traced to me if you know my name.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)
Maybe time to stop raping then really

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
I'd probably give up bellowing your first name when you spluff too

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
I say "make it so"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)
I always go with "GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL*
Then run around the bedroom doing airplanes
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)
good job you're on your own most of the time then

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)
If someone did this after sex
I would piss myself laughing and ask to see them again.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)
It's not just when I orgasm, when I successfully get a mouthful of soup in my gob without pouring it on my chest I do it in the restaurant too

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)
you laugh but I'm usually wearing some of my lunch
it's not a sign of retardedness *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)
Just before, I look the woman in the eye and say "Who wants to live forever?"
Then, at the vinegar strokes, I laugh loudly and shout "DIIIIIVVVVEEEE!"
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)
I like to go with the post-coitus high five.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)
This rocks so much!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)
do you mean to tell me that you have never high fived your partner after sex?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)
You're all barely sentient cro-magnons
After intercourse, all that should be done is you should give your sexual partner a firm handshake, a pat on the bottom, and then throw their body in the canal
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)
this is my favourite post today.

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)
This made me officelol
and I can't explain myself
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)
just read it out verbatim

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)
they already think I'm weird
and that I laugh at child abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:34, Reply)
good
goooood
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)
Not yet, no
I actually feel ashamed.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)
you may need to build up to it
as it needs to be spontaneous.

you need to introduce high-fiving into your relationsip. don't overdo it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)
Oh we high-five, just haven't done so after sex
Yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)
then maybe you just aren't good enough to warrant it
my next goal is going for the spontaneous post-coital high-then-low five.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)
I take umbrage at that
I like to think it's because I leave her without the energy for a high-five.
Stupid Rohypnol
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)
But only if you both attain satisfaction I hope
otherwise it's just empty and wrong
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)
goes without saying
if you both aren't satisfied then the proposer of the high five is just going to be left hanging, and no one wants that
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)
I go with the standard
"Take two bottles into the shower? No, I just Wash & Go."
Then jizz in their hair.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)
I've taken a leaf out of the book of a character from Weeds
and now shout "LEGENDARY!"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)
As just before reaching the vinegar strokes,
you should say "this is Legen-wait for it..." pause while you cum, then go "...dary" afterwards.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)
a la Barney Stinson?
I could manage that
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)
Bang on.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)
oh I will

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:31, Reply)
who says that?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)
I can't believe I can't remember his name
*googles*

Doug
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)
I thought it might be him
I can't remember him saying it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:33, Reply)
yeah me too
stupid rare name.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)

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