Absolute Power
Have you ever been put in a position of power? Did you become a rabid dictator, or did you completely arse it up and end up publicly humiliated? We
demand you tell us your stories.
Thanks to The Supreme Crow for the suggestion
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My name is Amorous Badger
And I believe I have the power to sneer at and take the piss out of anyone on QOTW.
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McChinaman banned, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:21,
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Yeah...
...but it's more absolute pathos than absolute power. He can't be a happy bunny. Just press 'ignore' if he does your head in.
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Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:27,
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^ this
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:30,
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I'm starting to think that you have a desk alarm that goes off whenever someone says something vaguely disparaging about me.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:36,
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i'm starting to think that you have a desk alarm that goes off whenever sandettie agrees with someone saying something vaguely disparaging about you
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:30,
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My desk alarm just went off
what can this mean?
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:31,
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your latest delivery of bananas has arrived
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Lightguy hail satan, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:37,
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sometimes i think you're not fit to be running del monte
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Lightguy hail satan, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:42,
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Right
so
that's why I've been wearing this white suit and patronising natives. It's all starting to fit together.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:54,
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Top use of a thesaurus without actually reading the definitions here.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:34,
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Don't you dare use your absolute pathos
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:36,
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First you get the money, then you get the pathos, then you get the women
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Theoban What of it, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:38,
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FIGHT THE PATHOS
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:39,
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Oh, I get it, just because AB is a sneering know-it-all, you think he's greek?
Fucking BANG out of order.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:44,
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I love you Gonz.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:47,
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My name is chinaman
and I appear to be taking a comedy website seriously.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:31,
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I bet he's not even a real Chinaman.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:32,
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Half-truths, prevarications and downright lies
this place makes me sick.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:38,
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I bet you're not even actually being sick right now.
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Shinigami, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 22:47,
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There's comedy
Then there's malicious bullying "haha, you are a retard" behaviour. There's a difference.
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McChinaman banned, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:56,
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Do you regularly write letters of complaint to the people behind Speak You're Branes, Lamebook and, appropriately enough, Passive Aggressive Notes too?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:54,
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Stop that.
If you want to be taken the same way as those websites, rather than as a single-forum demi-troll, go and set up bFAILta.com or something and set up your archive there.
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Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:10,
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Do you even know what a troll is?
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 1:34,
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Not so much trolling
as unwarranted self-importance.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 11 Jul 2010, 4:40,
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More, or less, self important than calling mild mockery 'bullying' would you say?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:41,
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No, I didn't think you did.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:12,
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Seriously though, it's the same thing, only on a much smaller and shitter scale.
The theory's the same though.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:20,
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Haha
you are a retard.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 20:39,
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b3ta.com/questions/power/post782518
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:32,
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Has Amorous Badger
posted seven replies?! If any of them are any good can someone copy and paste so I can read?
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Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:44,
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*THE IGNORE DRUM*
www.kineticnorth.com/StuffAndTing/b3ta/YHBI/Default.aspx
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:48,
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that's excellent
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 17:56,
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I like the way he's desperately trying to pretend that he has me on ignore.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:02,
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Hang on...
The ignore button means that you can't read any of the replies to the people you're ignoring!
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Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:03,
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FAIL
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:05,
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And now I'm popping you back on ignore.
I know every board needs its, er, characters but your unique brand of, ah fuck it.
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Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:07,
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*shakes head sadly*
You're fooling no-one here.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:50,
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It's not so much Amorous that I mind,
it's more the hangers-on.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 11 Jul 2010, 4:40,
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WE ARE A CLIQUE
ALL OF /TALK IS A CLIQUE.
*CLIQUES*
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:23,
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b3ta.com/talk/6881194
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:26,
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i just did a poo into my hands
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:29,
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You are a thin-skinned mong.
AICMFP
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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:30,
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I've been through the Archive and he wasn't in it.
I must have been rude to a girl he fancies.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:15,
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Technically, we all have the power to sneer at and take the piss out of anyone on QOTW.
But most people don't because there's no point. It's very boring watching one over-judgemental retard call the other retards retards.
retards retards retardsAlso, doing the b3ta failblog 'for my own amusement' = 'because nobody will ever love me'.
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tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:58,
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No need to be an over-judgemental retard
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:56,
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:-0
ZOMG you used the phrase 'over-judgemental', General Pinochet once used the phrase 'over-judgemental' and he was a RACIST! Therefore you are a racist AICMFP and you deserve to go into my ARCHIVE. YEAH, that'll make me feel better about myself
Why Daddy? Why did you leave me?
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tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:26,
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You're a bit shit, really
oh well.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:57,
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You over-judgemental retard.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:11,
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Do you think that possibly, you might be taking an overtly serious approach to someone taking an irreverent approach to an humour based website?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:07,
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You're obviously just a retard.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:39,
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How judgemental would you say I'm being?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:50,
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You're an amorous chinese man-badger?
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TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:55,
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Accept NO imitations.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 15 Jul 2010, 7:12,
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Everyone has that power.
But only Amorous Badger has the authority.
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Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:31,
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