Hooray, new job offer
I've just been telephoned with a new job offer, which was unexpected as I didn't feel the interview had gone that well. I'm glad because I was on my way to another interview at the time, however this place is something like 10 times the distance from home and harder to get to. So I don't have to go to this interview, meaning afternoon off!

What things have cheered you up today?

Alt Q: eggs- scrambled or fried?
(Le Misanthrope last procrastinated on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:22, 38 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The guy I work with texting me telling me not to bother coming to the office 'cos he woke up pissed
which was handy 'cos I also woke up pissed
( broadsword, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Congratulations
My supervisor's not coming in today so I don't have to have a meeting now and can have lunch instead.

Alt A: Depends on the mood I'm in. I'm currently going through a scrambled phase.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:27, Reply)

I'm all about the scrambled at the moment
but I haven't had a fried egg in ages so now I quite want one.

I did have a McEgg recently, but they really aren't eggs anymore by that point.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:50, Reply)

The question should really be
boiled or poached?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:28, Reply)

there's a heart shaped poacher thing in Sainsbury's
I want it so Wiggy can make me romantic breakfasts.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Ow wow that sounds ace!
I love poached heggs
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:54, Reply)

scrambled with a little bit of pepper
fried tastes like rubber
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Fried.
In lard of course.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Or beef dripping

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Sexy.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Oh hell yeah
I've a nice set of scars up part of my right arm following a beef-dripping-related mishap
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Scrambled
with chives, made in a proper heavy bottomed pan with a dash of milk and whisked well.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:36, Reply)

I like my eggs like I like my men.
Scrambled!
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Hmm
men Brains.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Hmm
men Brains

far away
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:45, Reply)

I've just re-read this and it doesn't make any sense
FUCK YOU
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Epic Bert, epic.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Or poached
from their wives.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Lol
Had I been bereft of scruples, I always thought I'd make a good mistress.
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I like my eggs like I like my women
cracked open with the dribbly bit oozing out
( broadsword, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Fuck all , as yet.
Unfertilised.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)

What cheered me up was being handed 50 quid as I got to work for winning the sweepstake with Spain
Can I get a woo yeah!

Also I'll just set myself on fire to save Bert the trouble
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:51, Reply)

You're hot enough already, TGB

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:53, Reply)

That's possibly the only nicest thing you've ever said
Thanks
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Hot because you've been mistaken for a meatball and cooked, that is

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)

So, what first attracted you to the fiftyquidarest, TGB?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:07, Reply)

big boobs
and a smile like a shark chewing a teapot
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Woo!
And what Bert said.
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:55, Reply)

We should run away together and have sexy cars

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Fine by me.
*revs*
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:57, Reply)

omelette
or scrambled if quite well done.

eggs make me reeeeally squeamish otherwise. i mean, boiled eggwhite is literally the physical embodiment of retching. and raw it just looks like jizz.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Do you mean girljizz?
It looks a bit like girljizz but not like blokejizz.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)

I make excellent omelettes,
it is quite literally my best feature.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Runny yolks, solid whites, it's an art form.
But I swear, I swear to god, if you break my yolk with a chip, they'll be hell on.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Now I have an urge for eggy bread : (

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Now _this_ is the best use of eggs.
Swimming in mayple syrup with some strawberrys on the side.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:06, Reply)

I once invented The Italian Fry Up, it was ace.
I made baked beens, scrambled egg, saussages, bacon and pasta, and mixed it all up.

Nothing has really cheered me up today, but I went to Cockfosters before and I was all like "I'm going to buy a posh chicken from the butchers", I was really happy about that, but I saw the bus coming and pegged it to the stop and now I realise I have no chicken. I suppose I could always go get a chicken from Marks, but then I can't be all like "I'm supporting local buisnesses and shunning big names". o0o0o0o0o, I could have gotten some calv's liver, I like calv's liver. Oh well, it's to late now, dark troubling times. sad face.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)