I would be suspicious of men in skinny jeans
I tried a pair on once and thought, 'but where is my cock going to fit in these?' The only option would have been to keep the zip open and tuck it into the pocket.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:27, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

this^
Also, they are for females.

EDIT but she's only a teenager, kids eh? She'll learn
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I'm with Applebite
skinny jeans are nice. Not a prerequisite but certainly nice. However since I can't wear skinny jeans myself I can hardly request that others do
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:30, Reply)

but you're also young, aren't you?
Nobody under 22 should wear them, and certainly no men
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:32, Reply)

You mean noone over 22?

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:33, Reply)

that I do







cunt
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:34, Reply)

:-)
Since I'm rapidly discovering this afternoon that I'm now 30 and hideously out of touch on what the ladies like these days (skinny jeans? Really?) I'm contenting myself with pointless pedantry.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Skinny jeans are the work of Satan,
When I was a teenager it was all about the baggiest jeans ever and I cant get away from it. I will always buy jeans a little bigger than I need so the crotch is low and baggy. But I do pull them up cause there is nothing worse than seeing man pants!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:50, Reply)

No! A little bit of boxer is good.
Not vast expanses, that's just silly. But I like a little peak.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:59, Reply)

I agree
a nice bit of waistband is sexy. Seeing the whole cloth-covered arse is so three years ago and looks silly.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I can't either though.
I look like I'm walking round on pins. I rock flares though.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)

My ex thought I would look good in them
She was wrong; so very wrong.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:32, Reply)

one of the funniest moments of my life
was my brother coming to me for style advice. I helped him pick out some good stuff. And then I had a quiet joke and advised him to buy two pairs of skinny jeans, one with a snakeskin pattern. He is thin, but he is also six foot three.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Haha, he would either have looked awesome or a massive twat
My friend's boyfriend was out for my birthday piss up last week in 2" high purple suede winklepickers and his tache waxed up like Eugene Hutz from Gogol Bordello. Somehow he didn't look ridiculous. It does help that he's 6'3" and covered in tattoos as well.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)

sadly for him
it was on the massive twat spectrum. Not helped by the fact his hairdresser had given him an emo haircut. He looked like a moody python.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Bless
Remind me never to ask you for style tips then!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:44, Reply)

But I'm amazing
my own style is shit. But I'm fantastic at making other people look good. He looked really good, the python jeans were my own quiet joke
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Nowt wrong with your style I don't think
But then I'm a terrible judge, and old and beyond help.
T-Shirt, jeans, that's it for me.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I'm getting a steel panther vibe.
You should have also convinced him to grow an enormous back combed mullet and rip all the sleeves off his t-shirts.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)

now that would have been awesome
but he now mistrusts my advice thanks to the python skinny jeans (they were quite shiny as well)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Curses!
Make him do it for halloween then.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)

after the emo haircut (now gone)
I doubt he has enough for a mullet. But I'd help him backcomb it and spike it a bit, rip off the sleeves from an old Iron Maiden t-shirt, and some really stupid retro trainers
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)

we don't want to hear about your sex toys.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:46, Reply)