Wait a sec here, you fingered your minge and then rubbed it into your aunt's gums?
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( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:26, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My minge doesn't produce sugar gel.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)

and it never will with that attitude

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)

I just misread gel as 'yet'
Which is quite disturbing...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Is that Type 1 or Type 2 diabities, where you can't produce enough sugar?
I wonder if any vampire shows have disgusted about the merits of things like diebities.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I think both are a problem with insulin
which tackles breaking down sugar.

I think it's only plants that actually produce sugar, but I may be wrong.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Oh', I don't know much about this sort of thing.
I got a friend who's a GP, it's amazing that someone my age can be a GP ! I might ask her out on a date some time. I need to get myself a sugar-mamma.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)

+ry

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I don't know enough about diabetes to recognise danger signs
and it's not until someone's collapsed on the floor, drooling and vomitting and not responding that it's time to get a fucking ambulance in the house :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)

The people on the other end of 999 will tell you what to do, if you're calm there's no reason it should be serious.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:47, Reply)

She was brilliant
also had my GP aunt on the phone too. But I noticed she was sweating and almost nodding off, but I thought she was just tired and in the heat. It was terrifying.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:50, Reply)

I learnt the danger signs quite rapidly
After my diabetic uncle was driving a group of us to a pub in the middle of nowhere* after dark and started to go hypoglycaemic, declining my father's offer to take the wheel and insisting that he'd be fine as he narrowly avoided putting the car into a ditch...

*_{Well, Leicestershire, but the effect is much the same}
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Apparently people have been arrested while having a hypo
for acting very strange. Kitty mentions she almost got punched in the face, I got kicked in the face and chest several times. Apparently being "combative" is a symptom. Sugar's WEIRD.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I just really, really, REALLY, wanted some haribo =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)

My ex tried to knife me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)

I had one in New York
I was totally fucked, no-one cares over there. Wife was clever enough to administer chocolate...
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:29, Reply)

You can get sugar by breaking down carbs.
So we kindof make it.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:43, Reply)

it's what all the cool kids
are doing Gonz. You mean you haven't?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)

his problem is that he's doing it
the wrong way round
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:30, Reply)

I don't even own a minge =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)

you'll have to look a bit harder

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Nah', it's kindda like a really good book or video game or film or whatever....
... sometimes you just want to read it and enjoy, not wanting it to end, as you're getting so much enjoyment from it.

I figure if I find a minge of my own, it's Game Over, or Level 2, donno really.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)