no dinner for me tonight
stuck in this bloody office stressing over rent reviews and the sheer stupidity of my [colleague] and then have to go home to pack. i know, rock AND roll. but hey i am glad you lot are enjoying a good nosh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 20:26, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Listen, raytch, can I call you raytch? Anyway, I got this great scam that I'm working on that I would like your legal opinion on.
Right, what we do is, me and you go out for dinner somewhere, maybe catch a show too, something light hearted like Wicked. We both have a fabulous time and get on like two star crossed lovers, of epic proportions, like the couple on King of Queens.

Anyway, once we do that a few times, I then win the lotto every week, the jackpot, for a year. I then buy One Hyde Park, or maybe the whole of Bishop's Ave. We then move in together and spend the rest of our lives going around the world scuba diving or doing what ever we want.

Whatcha recon?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:02, Reply)

You wanna move closer to me. Is that your plan Gonz?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:10, Reply)

It's his plan in this five minutes.
Who knows where his mind will wander aimlessly next?
( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:14, Reply)

Lol, I wanted to be a drag queen earlier today, after watching Kinky Boots.
I'm not even joking =/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:16, Reply)

Yeh. I know.

( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:23, Reply)

Can you look like Cillian Murphy please?
Don't worry, he's not in it. Dunno what film I was thinking of then.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:26, Reply)

Breakfast on Pluto

( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:28, Reply)

AHhhhhhhh, yes. Thanks love

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:47, Reply)

Donno who that is um afraid, soz

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:36, Reply)

he was the Scarecrow in Batman Begins
and the guy in 28 days later.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:13, Reply)

PUPPYPUPPYPUPPYPUPPYPUPPYPUPPYPUPPYPUPPYPUPPY

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:16, Reply)

Maybe, do you live in a nice area?
What are the local aminities like?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:15, Reply)

Bishops ave is pretty close to me.
S'nice
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:16, Reply)

You're such a liar, B
Fredley Park is an absolute shithole
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:21, Reply)

Just as well I don't live there then.
Since you do.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:23, Reply)

Yes you do
You just changed all the signs when I left so that I wouldn't find my way back
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:25, Reply)

Got to be some way of keeping the scum out afterall.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:28, Reply)

That's not a very nice thing to say
I'm going to unfriend you now, your constant clicking of 'I like this' on youtube kitten videos on /links has been ruining my Friends Activity page for months
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:30, Reply)

Neither is saying Fredley park is a shithole. I've never been, but I'm sure it's not as bad as some places.
I hadn't noticed you and I were friends on here. Feel free to sever that link. You really must stop obsessing.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:32, Reply)

I'm not obsessed with anything, Becks
and Fredley Park, where you're from, is a shithole
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:34, Reply)

If I knew what you were bibbling about, maybe I'd have some idea.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:46, Reply)

Nice
I love hampstead.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:22, Reply)

Like I said, s'nice

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:23, Reply)

Mind if I ask what rent is like there?
I've been looking at houses and stuff and it depresses me that I can't afford most houses that are suitable for me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:26, Reply)

Why isn't your current house suitable for you?
I thought you liked it.
( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:27, Reply)

I love it, but I'm going to buy hopefully next year, and I don't think they would sell this one, or at least, not in my price.
I wanna get one with a garden for a dog and hot tub.

I know I'm looking way to early, but I find property interesting anyway.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:30, Reply)

Rich Gonz!

( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:32, Reply)

One day !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:35, Reply)

I didn't get a chance to say on Saturday what with all the heavy breathing and running around, but you looked rather fabulous :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:30, Reply)

Why thank you :)
Even with the shoes?
( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:31, Reply)

Even with the shoes. I almost died when I looked down at the woman next to us who was wearing the exact same ones, only in finest beige when you'd just said how shit they were.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:45, Reply)

It was the perfect end to a fine evening.

( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:47, Reply)

Ha, that was before we started drinking!

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:47, Reply)

I had a dream last night that Al and Spider Riviera and someone else visited me here and I couldn't remember who the third person was until just now
it was YOU!
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:32, Reply)

invading the dreams of b3tan's for 2 years, 10 months and 14 days.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:45, Reply)

get outta my dreams
and into my car
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:50, Reply)

Bloody door's locked :(

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:51, Reply)