Mister big stuff, who do you think you are?
Mister big stuff, ya'neva gonna get my love.

Oh man, I love a bit of funk, this'll be my theme tune, what's your theme tune?

What's for dinner?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:17, 82 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

HAHAHAHAH MADE YOU LOOK AT THE REPLIES ! AND THERE ARE NONE ! HAHAHAHAH
oh god.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:28, Reply)

I'm typing on my phone
it takes ages.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:32, Reply)

either roast lamb in the hotel bistro
or pizza from Pizza Hut 2 minutes walk away, I'm not fussed. Depends what my cow-orkers want to do.

How about you? Something exciting?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:30, Reply)

I really fancy sushi.
I mean, I really really REALLY fancy some decent sushi. It's the only thing in the world I want at the moment, but I don't deserve it.

I might spend the next hour cleaning my room and office, and then I can have sushi.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:33, Reply)

GNAH THEY ARE NOT AWNSERING THE PHONE WHY ARE THEY NOT AWNSERING THE PHONE?
If this means they're closed, for good, I'm going to firebomb ever single fucking house in southgate for not buying enough sushi.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 20:02, Reply)

Oh.
If they're closed for good, then dinner on Thursday is cancelled.
( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 20:03, Reply)

Phew. Its just on Mondays, that they are closed.
I'll Gaz you later, _might_ need to rearrange, I'll see what your schedule is like first though.

Silly me double booked.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 20:52, Reply)

Hmmm...
might be a while then. No problem though.
( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:09, Reply)

I'll think of something, doncha worry, =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:34, Reply)

I wish I had a theme tune
for tea I have a potato bake which I made using a jar. I'm very proud of it, so don't dis it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:38, Reply)

oh yeah theme tune
I'd really like this
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:43, Reply)

that's a good one
you want something you could both come on to in a wrestling scenario, a slow mo fight and even potentially a hot seduction sequence.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:46, Reply)

I decided to do a random shuffle to decide
I think my itunes was being sarcastic: 10 Years Asleep by Kingmaker :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:52, Reply)

hmmmmmmm..........I'm going to lean towards "Touch of My Hand" by Britney Spears.
and it shall be chicken and sum vejeez
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:40, Reply)

also, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVPq1CBRLGU&feature=popular
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:46, Reply)

Hahaha
It would have been funnier if she had died
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:50, Reply)

'You're pretty when I'm drunk'
and I don't know yet, I'm still at work

EDIT Oooh! Motherfucking chilli, motherfucker
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:45, Reply)

Nobody Does It Better
the Me First and The Gimme Gimmes version

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkaBfp1tbck

dinner is baked spud with leftover roast chicken and a salad.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:55, Reply)

I will survive.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=596qaxm-u4o

Better version than Gloria's though.

Spagetti with crab, chilli and parsley.
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:15, Reply)

I thought you were a veggy?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:21, Reply)

I eat fish.
I can never remember the word for people who only eat fish. Piscatarian I think, although I didn't eat fish for a long time previously.
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:24, Reply)

Piscatarian Cheater
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:28, Reply)

I eat fish because they aren't mistreated by intensive farming and they look weird.
And fish is good for you.
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:34, Reply)

there are many people who could be described that way
mmmm ethically sourced longpig
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:36, Reply)

fish are gross
I buy my meat from local butcher or if it's at the store I buy the kind the organic shit
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:41, Reply)

I'd do that now if I could go back to eating meat but it's been too long.

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:44, Reply)

it's never too late
for bacon
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:45, Reply)

fucking this

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 20:17, Reply)

What about Game meat, like Zebras?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 20:02, Reply)

Pisspot?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:30, Reply)

Only when I've been caning the Vimto.

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:38, Reply)

'Caning the Vimto'
is a phrase which originated from an certain internet forum user who insisted that all her men were to be painted purple, dressed as school boys and punished accordingly. This is also the true reason she was having trouble finding a man. Jeff Bridges considered the role, but turned it down, saying "Purple's just not my colour, sorry love"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:42, Reply)

Haha!
I watched Crazy Heart at the weekend and my sofa is still slightly damp where I was sitting.
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:45, Reply)

A Girl Called Johnny
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL5L5Y61Jyk

Pasta, peas and broccoli.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:26, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmJi0fYVVgc
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:29, Reply)

You can't go wrong with a good bit of Herbie Hancock.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_raJckv6ms
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:43, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChWs1d5kots

Korma and Peshwari naan
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:46, Reply)

Eh up you
I'm off to work now :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:54, Reply)

late night ham

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:54, Reply)

Eh up love
Quiz night?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:56, Reply)

Scallops, Halloumi, Courgette and Mushrooms
cooked as per instructions from Vipros (apart from the lack of griddle) and was bloody lovely
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 20:07, Reply)

no dinner for me tonight
stuck in this bloody office stressing over rent reviews and the sheer stupidity of my [colleague] and then have to go home to pack. i know, rock AND roll. but hey i am glad you lot are enjoying a good nosh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 20:26, Reply)

Listen, raytch, can I call you raytch? Anyway, I got this great scam that I'm working on that I would like your legal opinion on.
Right, what we do is, me and you go out for dinner somewhere, maybe catch a show too, something light hearted like Wicked. We both have a fabulous time and get on like two star crossed lovers, of epic proportions, like the couple on King of Queens.

Anyway, once we do that a few times, I then win the lotto every week, the jackpot, for a year. I then buy One Hyde Park, or maybe the whole of Bishop's Ave. We then move in together and spend the rest of our lives going around the world scuba diving or doing what ever we want.

Whatcha recon?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:02, Reply)

You wanna move closer to me. Is that your plan Gonz?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:10, Reply)

It's his plan in this five minutes.
Who knows where his mind will wander aimlessly next?
( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:14, Reply)

Lol, I wanted to be a drag queen earlier today, after watching Kinky Boots.
I'm not even joking =/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:16, Reply)

Yeh. I know.

( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:23, Reply)

Can you look like Cillian Murphy please?
Don't worry, he's not in it. Dunno what film I was thinking of then.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:26, Reply)

Breakfast on Pluto

( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:28, Reply)

AHhhhhhhh, yes. Thanks love

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:47, Reply)

Donno who that is um afraid, soz

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:36, Reply)

he was the Scarecrow in Batman Begins
and the guy in 28 days later.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:13, Reply)

PUPPYPUPPYPUPPYPUPPYPUPPYPUPPYPUPPYPUPPYPUPPY

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:16, Reply)

Maybe, do you live in a nice area?
What are the local aminities like?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:15, Reply)

Bishops ave is pretty close to me.
S'nice
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:16, Reply)

You're such a liar, B
Fredley Park is an absolute shithole
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:21, Reply)

Just as well I don't live there then.
Since you do.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:23, Reply)

Yes you do
You just changed all the signs when I left so that I wouldn't find my way back
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:25, Reply)

Got to be some way of keeping the scum out afterall.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:28, Reply)

That's not a very nice thing to say
I'm going to unfriend you now, your constant clicking of 'I like this' on youtube kitten videos on /links has been ruining my Friends Activity page for months
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:30, Reply)

Neither is saying Fredley park is a shithole. I've never been, but I'm sure it's not as bad as some places.
I hadn't noticed you and I were friends on here. Feel free to sever that link. You really must stop obsessing.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:32, Reply)

I'm not obsessed with anything, Becks
and Fredley Park, where you're from, is a shithole
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:34, Reply)

If I knew what you were bibbling about, maybe I'd have some idea.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:46, Reply)

Nice
I love hampstead.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:22, Reply)

Like I said, s'nice

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:23, Reply)

Mind if I ask what rent is like there?
I've been looking at houses and stuff and it depresses me that I can't afford most houses that are suitable for me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:26, Reply)

Why isn't your current house suitable for you?
I thought you liked it.
( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:27, Reply)

I love it, but I'm going to buy hopefully next year, and I don't think they would sell this one, or at least, not in my price.
I wanna get one with a garden for a dog and hot tub.

I know I'm looking way to early, but I find property interesting anyway.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:30, Reply)

Rich Gonz!

( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:32, Reply)

One day !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:35, Reply)

I didn't get a chance to say on Saturday what with all the heavy breathing and running around, but you looked rather fabulous :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:30, Reply)

Why thank you :)
Even with the shoes?
( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:31, Reply)

Even with the shoes. I almost died when I looked down at the woman next to us who was wearing the exact same ones, only in finest beige when you'd just said how shit they were.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:45, Reply)

It was the perfect end to a fine evening.

( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:47, Reply)

Ha, that was before we started drinking!

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:47, Reply)

I had a dream last night that Al and Spider Riviera and someone else visited me here and I couldn't remember who the third person was until just now
it was YOU!
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:32, Reply)

invading the dreams of b3tan's for 2 years, 10 months and 14 days.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:45, Reply)

get outta my dreams
and into my car
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:50, Reply)

Bloody door's locked :(

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:51, Reply)

Remember how cool 90s nu-metal was?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=chfS8i6_yfo
Me neither.
( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:30, Reply)

though I'd probably like my theme to be this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt6Co7EMNCU
( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:38, Reply)

Slayer: Angel Of Death.
Food.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 Jul 2010, 3:36, Reply)