Actually can't find the motivation to try and recall anything that's pissed me off in a long and enduring fashion
other than the attitudes of certain people on the internet, but that's one of those things that's not worth getting annoyed about cos there's fuck all you can do to change it. A bit like supporting England, although I still do get annoyed about that.

Oh god, I'm rambling. Someone bring me coffee. Like, a fuckload of coffee
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:29, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've found the internet to be a much more enjoyable place since I stopped arguing with people and taking things seriously
you should do the same.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:30, Reply)

YOU'RE A FUCKING MONG FACE
Actually, I was watching Seaside Rescue the other day (hell yeah) and there was a guy who looked a lot like you who had hit a guy in the face, accidentally, with his board... was that actually you?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:32, Reply)

if it was me
then my brain erased more of the incident than I had thought
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Found out this morning that you have to pay 40% higher water bills than us.
Hahahahahaha!

*turns on tap and leaves to run*
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:34, Reply)

yeah, it's shitty
we keep the beaches clean so that northerners can come down and get swept out to sea from them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)

It's a sort of natural culling process.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:37, Reply)

we'd all prefer it if they did it from their own beaches though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:46, Reply)

You've little enough work available down there as it is.
If the tourists went then you'd be up shit creek. (Well not you but every one else).
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)

I think everyone would accept being a bit poorer if it meant fewer Northerners around.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:54, Reply)

How would you pay for your croissants?
They're not cheap.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:17, Reply)

they are quite cheap
and my job isn't dependent on tourism
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:51, Reply)

the red mist came down

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:34, Reply)

'accidentally'
I'm totally picturing Vipros going sick at someone in the waves and stoving their face in with a board. It's cheering me up.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I accidentally stoved someone's face in with my board
I had to haul them out of the sea, pissing blood from their mouth.

it was fucking awful.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:34, Reply)

The word "accidentally"
is being used a lot.. maybe too much.

It really did look like you!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)

the actual moments just before impact have actually gone from my memory
but I do recall that I had stood up, got my leash under my foot which caused me to fall backwards off my board.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:40, Reply)

That's what the guy on seaside rescue said.
I'm pretty convinced it was you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:42, Reply)

where is that set?
perranporth?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:46, Reply)

All over cornwall and Devon

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)

it'd be pretty weird if it was me
but I'm certain it wasn't
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Well I'm certain it was
TO THE LIBRARY!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)

bloody hippy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:32, Reply)

That was some serious white knighting there
you know poppets a girl right?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:30, Reply)

I did get a bit carried away with sticking up for Poppet
But the more I talked to Stuj the more convinced I became of his cuntiness
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:41, Reply)

He's lovely, but running at him going "UR A BAD INTERNET MAN!!!!" will provoke a response
and he's from /talk so that response will make you cry into your dress.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:43, Reply)

I am still a stranger to this mystique that /talk seem to have built up for themselves

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)

WE ARE SCARY MOTHERFUCKERS TREMBLE BEFORE US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)

you're so not /talk.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)

FEAR ME RAGHHHH!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:58, Reply)

So these people are trying to set themselves up as hard cases and TERRIFYERS
using the internet?

Really?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:58, Reply)

no

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:58, Reply)

RAAHHHHH!!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:01, Reply)

it's not a mystique
you have to not care what anyone says to anyone
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)

I've been trying to pretend I'm not nosey
but I am, please post a goddamn link.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)

check talk,
poppets reply to this weeks qotw.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)

ah trolling... takes me back

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:02, Reply)