or was she lying to you?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:37, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

It's hard to convincingly fake an orgasm youngun.
Women think it's easy but that's only because most guys don't care.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:40, Reply)

this is true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Did I let out a super secret man secret?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)

doesn't matter if they know
the salient point is "most guys don't care"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)

You're a man?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)

and WHAT a man.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Now I have that Salt N Pepa song in my head

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I just got fizzy drink up my nose cos I tried not to laugh and ended up snorting and then inhaling really fast and now I have tears running down my face cos it hurts.
curse you.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:14, Reply)

just because he knows a man secret
doesn't make him a man.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)

yeah yeah
if every woman you've ever been with (blow up dolls and using your left hand so it feels like someone else excluded) has been faking it, how on earth would you know?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:00, Reply)

2 hours of porn a day.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:00, Reply)

why does this not surprise me
not even a little bit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Considering how good you are at internet lies
I'm not suprised you think you can fake an orgasm.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:06, Reply)

hang on
where did i say that i could/would/do fake it in the above?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:12, Reply)

it's irrelevant
because he doesn't care

if a woman is faking orgasms then she's the one who will lose out.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:01, Reply)

I don't bother faking
if the guy is shit I want him to know about it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)