You will stay a noob until you stop asking questions like this

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:38, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

thanks
now I know, I won't ask again, plus have just realised that if Bert still think's I'm chompy dicking around this will make him/her furious! win win.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Ooh
I am all for winding up bert
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)

I hope your AIDs gets cancer
and you die in a bus accident
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:50, Reply)

I think, and I could be wrong, that you stay a noob until you start a fight with someone newer for being inexperienced
like I did with you. Thanks for that, by the way

Question - have you altered your nick because rumours are linking the now way-past-it Pires with a return to the Premiership? Or is it just that Booby Pirates is much funnier?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)

See as you are replying to my post
it looks like you started a fight with me, and we all know that would not end well for you.

NOOB
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Haha!
Go get him tiger.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:49, Reply)

I actually don't know that, as I've never seen you fight
However, given that I am generally pathetically nonconfrontational and bow in the presence of breasts - any breasts - I'll assume you're right
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Honestly he
better not come back as he left Arsenal on my birthday and ruined that year for me seriously I left my own party early to go home and watch my arsenal 49ers dvd and lament. The change is due to the hilarity of boobs and pirates being together, like a sexy, salty, buccaneering porno. No worries on the fight it was quite funny.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:46, Reply)

I cannot find a single fault with this logic. It is awesome logic
Sucks about Pires' timing though. Fucking frogs
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:59, Reply)

the punctuation is questionable though
NEED MOAR COMMAS
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:17, Reply)

sir, sir! he got it wrong sir!!!!!! Kitty O'Hara - punctuation police.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:25, Reply)

we are an elite band of warriors against poor spelling, grammar and punctuation
Members include Monty, TGB and me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I still have a completely inappropriate man crush on him. Don't care if I do get called a bumder. He is the reason I have long hair and a beard to this day.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Not another one!
Crow! Crow! Where the fuck are you when you're needed?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:38, Reply)

It's hardly a man crush.
As that would imply he's actually a man, as opposed to a whiny, diving little girl, though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Whoops, better late than never
*ahem*

++BUMDER ALERT. BUMDER ALERT. SUSPECTED SIGHTING OF A NEW AND PREVIOUSLY UNCHARTED BUMDER IN THIS AREA. THE BUMDER SEEMS UNSURE OF HIMSELF IN THIS NEW AND DISORIENTING ENVIRONMENT BUT IS SUSPECTED TO BE GUIDED STILL BY HIS INNATE INSTINCT TO BUM. BUMDER ALERT. HE IS CURRENTLY ASSUMING THE MONIKER OF "BOOBYPIRATES" IN THE HOPE OF DISGUISING HIS BUMDERISM WITH A BOOBAL FIXATION, AND APPARENTLY SPORTING LONG HAIR AND A BEARD, PRESUMABLY TO LOOK LIKE JEFF BRIDGES, UNDER THE MISTAKEN IMPRESSION THAT THE AFOREMENTIONED IS THE PINNACLE OF MASCULINITY AND UN-BUMDERISM.

DO NOT BE FOOLED. THIS BUMDER IS A MASSIVE BUMDER WHO HAS A CRUSH ON A MAN WHO IS PAID A SMALL FORTUNE TO BE WATCHED FLOUNCING AROUND A LARGE FIELD WITH OTHER MEN, BY OTHER MEN, BEFORE PILING INTO A STEAMY CHANGING ROOM WITH TEN OTHER MEN. ALL OCCUPANTS OF THIS BOARD ARE ADVISED TO PRESS THEIR BACKS FIRMLY AGAINST A WALL OR RADIATOR (EXCEPT YOU, DARTH, OBVIOUSLY). IF NEITHER ARE AVAILABLE THEN CLENCHING A SHARPENED PORTABLE FAN BETWEEN YOUR BUTTOCKS MAY PROVIDE SOME PROTECTION UNTIL SUCH TIME AS YOU ARE ABLE TO HIDE IN THE FILING CABINET.

BUMDER ALERT. BUMDER ALERT.++
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)

I like this, if only for the sheer amount of effort put in. Ooer missus.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:54, Reply)

You just love the attention, don't you, you big bumder?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I can't wait for the next one.
They always make me grin like a mong in a sweet shop.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Plus PsychoChomp is thoroughly fed up with me flogging this dead horse
Clearly the Bumder Alert has everything going for it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

well you did your research
and that's enough for me.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:04, Reply)