We have a sweepstake on when we will break you again
I sense flouncing on an EPIC scale
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:53, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

there won't be any flouncing this time
I've done the decent thing in the past and left because it was upsetting Becky, I've been banned, and I've left because I couldn't stand BGB's adoring gazzes, but now I'm here to stay and there's nothing anyone can do about it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:55, Reply)

*adores*

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:01, Reply)

seriously
check your gaz history, I left because you sent me a nice gaz once
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)

I must remember to stop being nice to guys.
It never ends well for me.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I don't think anything that you've managed on this site
can be described as "decent".
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:02, Reply)

He manages to be a pretty decent cunt

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:04, Reply)

it's been ages since I had a decent cunt

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)

ditto, Finn
I still don't even know who you are, but I'm glad you keep trying to get in on the action
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)

I don't come here often enough
but enough to tut disapprovingly of your actions.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:08, Reply)

while tuggin' your nuggin'?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:16, Reply)

That goes without saying
in most walks of my life
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:19, Reply)

This time he's going to KFC.
It's gonna be HILARIOUS.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I wish you were funnier

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:58, Reply)

I wish you were further away.
Where they don't have computers and electricity.
Maybe somewhere where horrific diseases are still commonplace...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Croydon?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:01, Reply)

I wish you weren't an amorphous, meatball blob
but it ain't gonna happen
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Have you been watching Aqua Team Hunger Force?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)

I've never heard of it
but as you've mentioned it I'm going to assume it's some despicable, nerdy geek thing that would make me want to tear out my own eyes
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)

ha
You're like Carl
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:09, Reply)

I don't know who Carl is
Do you mind if I ask you why your boyfriend is such a needy, rape-y looking fuck?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:12, Reply)

I don't have a boyfriend
Or are you continuing some kind of crazy meatball metaphor I am unaware of?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)

you know, teh guy from B3ta who you were boffing?
Looks like Peter Sutcliffe? You know the guy
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:45, Reply)

I am.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:00, Reply)