The hair's all gone. It won't grow back.
I suppose I could take my severed locks out of their special bag and glue them back on for a bit, but then I wouldn't be able to use them for anything else...
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:05, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

save them for strangling that special someone

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Lady-skin suits don't just make themselves.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:24, Reply)

tru dat

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Listen, I'll make a deal with you, yeah'.
I remember when I was at school, everyone had a "If I'm not married by 40" person, and a back up. I had about 3 or 4 of them, but I lost touch.

Anyway, if we're still both virgins by 35, we'll go out and get some whores and coke, rent out a hotel room that charges by the hour, and have a whale of a time (that's if you're into big girls; I'm not sure).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:25, Reply)

It's ok Gonz,
you have a big one, I'll have a little one.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Cool, I'm not really bothered eaither way, I figure if they're going to be doing that sort of thing to me, and I'm going to do that sort of thing to them...
... It's not really my place to be judgemental if they like a KFC every few days.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Yeah, but none of the smackhead ones are chubby
and I really like that dead look in their eyes.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:58, Reply)