I'm unsure as to which thing in that post you're calling Elton John.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:28, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

hair that's not attached to anything I think

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Indeed, I was going for the strange rodent he's had stitched into his scalp
A little far-fetched that one, I admit
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Ahhh, I see.
I did wonder if you meant me in the morning. I was about to be highly offended.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)

And that would never do.
_{(I'd have to fight off Chompy's white-knighting for a start)}

No, it would be remiss of me to make such a speculation as I've no idea what you look like first thing in the morning _{,just in the middle of the night}.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Nah, he doesn't like me anymore. So you're safe.
Damnit! I've changed the locks on my bedroom windows, how are you still getting in?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:43, Reply)

You assume I was ever let out in the first place...
_{Seriously, if you find me can you bring me some food, please? I've been surviving off the dead insects that gather in whichever corner of your room I've been trapped in...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Where the hell are you then?
I'm afraid to look under my bed. I'm just going to turn off my music for a bit and listen carefully for the clacking of keys being pressed, and a soft fwapping noise.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I'm now so dehydrated
(and so raw and leathery) that it sounds less like a soft 'fwap' of moist flesh, and more like two crocodiles having sex in a packet of cornflakes.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I thought that noise was my sister was eating cereal in bed. :/

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)

You must have wondered why your sister was eating so much cereal
Endlessly, all day and often all night?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:53, Reply)

And when she wasn't even here...

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:55, Reply)

I must apologise to her
for the times you came back and accused her of spilling some of the milk on your floor.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:58, Reply)

so Crow
what were the spoons for?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Why, flicking it at you while you slept, of course.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:02, Reply)

that's some distance
to flick a spoon
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:04, Reply)

this whole subthread is making me feel ill
stoppit.

and tidyup.*

*you won't get this. Crow might.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I SAID NO!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)

BeeHave
and Bee Good
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:56, Reply)

I do.
I think we'd all better stop for a sitdown before we all get naughty-pox.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Splain please?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Have a gander
at any of these. Children's TV at its most bizarre, and narrated by lovable Oirish Piss-Artist Terry Wogan to boot!
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)

He used to wear a wig.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)