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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Less religion and moar sex education.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:44, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
How about a sexy religion?
Like Druidism in basques...
Edit - Did you just add 'education' to that or did I just read what I wanted to?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)
I want to have sex because it feels good and not because some deity told me to.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)
What if it's a really sexy deity though?

(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)
If he looked like Jeff then maybe.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)
He would transform himself into a swan
to trick you into having sex with him, they're that clever.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)
Why would BGB want to shag a swan?

(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)
^This

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
no bill
a feather light touch, and when he's got no clue what to do next he can just wing it
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
Nice swan.

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)
Every greek women seemed to have something for them
It's a tabu we should break in our society, I'm sure we're missing something good.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
That swan's got
a right beak on
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)
'xactly
She seems to be enjoying it a lot as well.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)
Well, the swan is going down on her.
I'll get me coat.
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)
You want to have sex to have babies!!
That's the ultimate motive, don't you know, blasphemous!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)
What if God appeared and said...
"Lo BGB - you have been chosen and I am sending an angel to give you one." and the angel was well fit.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)
surely all angels are fit
it's in the job description
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
yeah, but being part bird
he'd probably perch on your head and shit on your shoulders
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
And they have no sex, you know?
It'll all be reduced to oral & finger pleasure. Good bit is that he'll never ask for a bj.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
What was the film with an angel in it...
...that had no genitals.
Was it Dogma or that one with Christopher Walken?
(Or did I dream it?)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)
Dogma
Alan Rickman
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)
METATRON

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)
Cracking film.
Spawned Quiet Bob, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)
All of them are great
The one I like less is something Amy (searching, following... persiguiendo)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)
Chasing Amy

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)
Ta

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:41, Reply)
Silent Bob?
Nah, he first appeared in Clerks
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)
He did - was that earlier? I have a copy somewhere.

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:37, Reply)
Dogma

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)
I ain't no motherfucking virgin.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
It's not mandatory
I think Joseph had been shagging Mary, but somehow she pulled off the most successful lie in the history of mankind.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)
I thought Joseph married Mary because she was up the duff.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)
Yeah, he did
But they claimed it wasn't his, it was all the work of this angel that visited her in the night.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
psychochomps
BC ancestor?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:21, Reply)
maybe you should stop crying out his name in the middle of it then

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)
the two aren't mutually exclusive
especially if you get raped by a priest
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)

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