I'm bored, and you're all very quiet
And I know what's going to happen. As soon as I go home in 10-20min, you'll start talking and posting. And tomorrow morning I'll need 1h to get updated through all the new threads.

It's so unfair, isn't it? Why is it unfair? Why is work boring these days? Why isn't Mark here already so I can go home?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:55, 32 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

am I the only one that doesn't go through the older threads?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:57, Reply)

But, but, but
but what if I miss something important, eh, what if?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:59, Reply)

I guess we'll never know *sigh*

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:03, Reply)

Nope, I never bother.
I'm not really here. I'm tidying and making dinner and stuff.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:13, Reply)

is this some sort of way to tease me?
'oh now I'm here!'
'now I'm not, haha'

I don't like this game :(
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:18, Reply)

like hide and seek
but shitter
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:19, Reply)

theres a man in my office wearing hideous teal gym shorts that go from his navel to his knees and I can see his dingle janglin'

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:25, Reply)

have you told him
or is he to remain blissfully unaware?

there's no one in my office, but then again, I'm the only one who works here...
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:35, Reply)

he must know it's going on, he stands up straight and starts wiggling his leg and it's all jingle jangle in the shorts department
what is WRONG with these people?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:46, Reply)

Sorry, I ambled over to links while I was drying my hair

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:39, Reply)

I read that as 'dying' and got excited
I want to dye my hair.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:44, Reply)

you dropped this "e"

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:45, Reply)

I'm leaving you for Aberracion
sorry Beckyjsbx from Fredley Park
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:20, Reply)

I imagine that would actually be the dullest thing ever

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:20, Reply)

I'm a little bored myself
Shall we make some noise?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:57, Reply)

RAHHHH!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:58, Reply)

Do you have a vuvuzela?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:59, Reply)

or are you just please to see me

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:59, Reply)

Hahahaha

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:59, Reply)

and noffffffzzoooooooooooooooooooacooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonk to fzoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooostooonk udio

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:01, Reply)

I do have a kazoo in my desk
And a swannee whistle...two, in fact.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:04, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZrH00YfiXU
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:59, Reply)

I can't use youtube
or facebook, gmail, hotmail... nope... I've read ALL the lamebook posts and ALL the failblog posts too.

I've read ALL wulffmorgenthaler, whiteninja, smbc and xkcd. In order.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:00, Reply)

thanks, I'll just tweet that so everyone else knows as well

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:02, Reply)

In that case, can you get near
www.explosm.net/comics ?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:03, Reply)

the vuvuzela one was quite funny

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:15, Reply)

Read Ctrl-Alt-Del then

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 19:18, Reply)

at least you're not on hold to a bloody airline

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:09, Reply)

have had a hellish Tuesday
I've got to redo the monthly payroll because someone neglected to inform me of a few changes until the very last minute.

I finally got on my bike to cycle home and discovered a puncture.

:-(
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 13 Jul 2010, 19:50, Reply)

Wine is your friend.
Your only friend...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 19:58, Reply)

You could well be right

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:04, Reply)

It's my best fucking mate this evening.
Apart from the missus, natch. And all those pixels on 'tintermeweb.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:05, Reply)