this
is why I don't do Facebook, at my age it will be a sea of people talking about their babies, and their dinner parties that as the only singleton in the gang i get conveniently not invited to

God my working day is about 5 hours of meetings, bring on the snoozing with my eyes open
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 8:42, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You know you don't have to get updates from certain people
only the interesting ones. If you don't know any interesting people this may be troublesome.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 8:59, Reply)

I'm on Facebook,
but I get pissed when people update their status every 5 mintues - like what they've eaten for lunch or what their dinner will be. My brother constantly tells how many arrests he's made that night....mom uses it to tell me to get in touch if I haven't talked to her for a day! But...mom introduced me to b3ta, so I can't complain too much!
(nolongernuts, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 9:02, Reply)

That's what status updates should be about
food, or the awesome duck with an afro that you've just seen.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 9:04, Reply)

A common one is
"OMG.. Sum ppl are so MEAN.. Y dont they jus get a life????"
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 9:06, Reply)

Duck with an afro?
Now I'm intrigued.
(nolongernuts, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 9:08, Reply)

Crispy Shaft in orange sauce?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 9:31, Reply)