"Will the owner of the Black 4WD Lexus...
...who continually parks taking up two spaces please vow to never breed and continue your useless bloodline, and if possible go fucking kill yourself you arrogant, self-centred, socially inept cunt."
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 9:49, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I like this^
I don't have parking problems as I don't drive, but I do hate people who don't follow the rules, like this guy yesterday, driving on the bike lane, even when the road was empty and he had more than 1m on the other side. GRRRR
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Update.
I just printed my message amd posted it on his front window.
If that doesn't work it's gonna be 'scratchy time' tomorrow.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Nitromors is your friend.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:24, Reply)

That annoys me
Sometimes I wish I drove a knackered white van. I'd park it right up close to any twunt who did this sort of thing. Not touching the other car, not damaging it in any way, just making the point.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Please do this
And set up a webcam so that we can watch the selfish cuntrags try to open the driver's door and reverse out without scratching the delicate paintwork on their ever-so-fragile all-terrain vehicle.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Better still
Set up a small blister in the side of the van, such that if they ding the van ever so slightly on their way out, it will shoot an enormous bundle of brightly-coloured comedy rubber snakes at them, while a klaxon emerges from the top of the van playing the Marseilleise at embarrassingly loud volume and a flag flutters down onto the roof of their 'car' with "CUNT" written across it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:16, Reply)

*searches Autotrader for white van*
*rolls up sleeves*
*prepares for engineering work*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:20, Reply)