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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Zutons freaked me out when I saw them liveThe difference between their singing and speaking accents is crazy
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:49,
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Oh my god how scouse is DaveAbi/Abby? lives opposite me.
I'm cacking myself in case she hears me practising the sax and making a tit of myself.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:50,
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I can vouch for the amazingness of Roota's whistlingHard to describe how something so simple can actually be impressive. I shudder to think what your nasty retaliation is like.
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djtrialprice, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:52,
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I wouldn't mess with you.I'd leave that one to karma.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:55,
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"karma"Being the name of your bladed strap-on?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:59,
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my godHas she shown her drawer of toys to every male b3tan!?
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djtrialprice, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:07,
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I was particularly creeped out by The Intestinator(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:10,
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So it's a full drawer?Are they meticulously arranged in size order, each placed reverently in their own cutout space in the foam?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:16,
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I love that word(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:20,
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We should totally get together ...oh, takenThat's ok, I'd be honoured to be your BFF..wait..shit!
Erm, highfive?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:24,
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I don't even get a highfive? Oh the pain!But yeah, I'd love an ice lolly actually.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:29,
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Try telling that to everyone else who has wronged me;)
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:02,
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*points to the hideously mutilated corpses**their faces contorted through unimaginable suffering*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:08,
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Oh no, they're not deadThey're still roaming the earth in pain and destitution
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:12,
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It's fecking terrifyingSounds like he belongs in Fazakerley.
I spat my beer when they came on, sang, and then shouted "Alright kidda!", fucking freaky
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:53,
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The lady saxamofone player is smokin' hot(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:51,
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Tell her I love heractually dont bother, i'll shout it from the bushes tonight
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:53,
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Oh my god the only big massive bush is that one outside my houseAre you the one who left the bottle of WKD in there?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:56,
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Do I look like I drink alchopops???Oh yeah, you cant see me can you...hang on, i'll stand up and wave
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:59,
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That's all you do these days K2Turn up with random strike throughs. Good ones mind.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:22,
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I have my momentsBut I have been around a wee bit more of late. My boss is on holiday...
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:24,
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Ah good stuffI'm on holiday, hence me being on through the day. Shows you the standard of holidays I have.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:26,
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