I'm pissed that I won't be able to afford a kilt for the wedding
In reality it's probably for the best.
( Captain V, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:27, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hire one
you dumb fuck
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Nah
I've wanted my own kilt, in my tartan, for a long time and don't really want to hire one. I've already decided on what I'm wearing instead anyway (No it's not a Mr Blobby outfit).
( Captain V, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Kilts are awesome
Just seen a pic from my wedding and I looked fucking cool.
Alright V?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Doing pretty well
Lack of sleep is a given but otherwise I'm grand. How've you been?
( Captain V, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Drunk mostly!
Just turned 30 so I've had three different parties. Up in Scotland for a week and, hate to rub it in, getting up at midday.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Git!

( Captain V, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Buy a tartan miniskirt from Primark
Done.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Already own one
Done and done.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:12, Reply)

I wish you hadn't told me that.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:15, Reply)