you're becoming increasingly bitter and mean
is it because I'm not returning your love?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:29, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

It's shark week, I'm in a mood.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)

attracting bears eh?
figures
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)

That's the most subtle coming out it's ever been my privilege to witness.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)

que?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)

yeah I didn't get that either
bloody wookiespeak.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Oh no, now I feel like Chompy.
Not the rapey thing, the explaining your jokes thing.

A bear is a big hairy gay man. Vipros fancies you. Thus when he said you were attracting bears I took the opportunity to suggest that he was a massive gay.

I'm sorry, I will do better next time.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Look below, I got it
albeit very slowly.

Now I've got Bear Force One in my head.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

ARGH ARGH
Someone made me watch Bear Force One at the weekend. Thankfully I can just think of IMMORTAL DOG! and my mind is cleansed.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I love the shower scenes
so hot.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)

I thought that was what you were getting at
but it was a bit tenuous

I appreciate the effort though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Pssssst.
Is it being suggested that bears are gay men wearing furry suits?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)

it's not
but you might be on to something....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)

oh wait, I get it, I get it!
A bear is the masculine type of gay isn't it? Like how there's always a butch and a cute lesbian.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

*high fives*
I feel better now.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)

*clicks fingers*

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)

It's not my fault
*sobs uncontrollably*

NEED MOAR CHEEZCAKE
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)

*gets shovel*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)

I'm gonna be Kitty the Hut
it'll be awesome.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)

and what the fuck do you mean 'not returning your love'
it's unrequited?!

*more sobbing*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)

I meant not showing it enough

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)

that's better
bring me cheesecake.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)

I saw a lemon brulee cheesecake in the supermarket the other day
I thought that would be pretty awesome.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

BUY IT FOR ME
I WANTS CHEESECAKE. RARRRGH
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

it's instances like this that make me glad we are just lovers
rather than in a relationship...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Wiggy likes making me cheesecake
he's just not overly enamoured with me then eating the entire thing.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I can understand that
clearly he is in the wrong, but I understand where he is coming from
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)

It's his own fault
he doesn't fucking like cheesecake! I gave a small amount to the rats, but the rest is all mine. NOMNOMNOM
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)

why doesn't he like you eating it all if he doesn't like it?
he's clearly mental.

you should leave him.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)