Look chaps, I really cannot be on here for the next 5 weeks.
Tell me how much you'll miss me.
Who you would miss less/more and why?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:41, 167 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I miss you like craaaazy,
miss you like craaaaazy,
ever since you went away, every hour and eeeev'ry day
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:43, Reply)

I'd miss Monty
His anger entertains me.

How come?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Taking three weeks off, so trying to do that work in the two week sbefore I go.
Is Monty really that angry?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Only if you ask him if he likes anything produced in the last 20 years
Ahh, know that feeling.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:50, Reply)

30 yrs, personally.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I fucking am, yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I'll miss you terribly as you're no doubt aware Larry
I can't be bothered to start mudslinging so will simply wait to see my name appear below
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:43, Reply)

- might as well before someone else does -
slinging shoving
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:51, Reply)

it's all kicking off on your status isn't it?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Stalker
Edit: yes it is
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

I've decided I'm going to be nice
and stop calling you gay, although you probably won't notice because I didn't do it that much in the first place.

Also, Grey's isn't for gay men at all, Wiggy quite enjoys it and he hates girly shows, it might be a bit emo at times, but it's good dramaz.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)

I actually like Grey's Anatomy
I do consider it a girly show though, I was just intrigued to see how people reacted to the suggestion by ME OF ALL PEOPLE that watching a TV show made them less than manly

I can cope with being called gay by people on B3ta because, Amberl aside, most of you don't know the first damn thing about me, it's when it comes from old friends who know I hate hearing it from them that it riles me.

I appreciate your offer though, it's very sweet of you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)

If you'd like your friends to stop calling you gay
you could try bumming fewer men. Just saying.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)

that Tammy bird seems to take tv a leeeetle too seriously.
also I was all ready to roundhouse that one who said that only losers watch TV, until she admitted to watching Hollyoaks and had to retract her comment.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)

fucking hell
of all the things on tv, Hollyoaks is one of the most loserish
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)

but you are gay right?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I'll miss you loads
you've become a big part of my life, I can't think of anyone I'd miss more
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:46, Reply)

swivel on it Bert
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Five facts about yourself please new person.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:47, Reply)

1. He's another Psychochomp comedy account
2. He's another Psychochomp comedy account
3. He's another Psychochomp comedy account
4. He's another Psychochomp comedy account
5. He's another Psychochomp comedy account
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:49, Reply)

1. He's not new
2. see one
3. and so on
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)

1. It was a joke
2. About not noticing him now so therefore not missing him
3. you're an idiot
4. see 3
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)

1. once again you have to explain your jokes
2. and it wasn't funny
3. I think you'll find you are the idiot
4. many will agree with me
5. shut up
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)

1. o' clock
2. o'clock
3. o'clock rock
4. o'clock
5. o'clock rock, we're going to rock around the clock tonight.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)

incorrect lyrics are incorrect.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:19, Reply)

I think I missed a 6 but then it was well before my time,
my dad just used to play it on the guitar.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:20, Reply)

It was wrong
but I still appreciated it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)

yeah it's the thought that counts
not the completely fucktarded spactastic way of saying it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)

you're becoming increasingly bitter and mean
is it because I'm not returning your love?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)

It's shark week, I'm in a mood.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)

attracting bears eh?
figures
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)

That's the most subtle coming out it's ever been my privilege to witness.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)

que?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)

yeah I didn't get that either
bloody wookiespeak.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Oh no, now I feel like Chompy.
Not the rapey thing, the explaining your jokes thing.

A bear is a big hairy gay man. Vipros fancies you. Thus when he said you were attracting bears I took the opportunity to suggest that he was a massive gay.

I'm sorry, I will do better next time.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Look below, I got it
albeit very slowly.

Now I've got Bear Force One in my head.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

ARGH ARGH
Someone made me watch Bear Force One at the weekend. Thankfully I can just think of IMMORTAL DOG! and my mind is cleansed.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I love the shower scenes
so hot.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)

I thought that was what you were getting at
but it was a bit tenuous

I appreciate the effort though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Pssssst.
Is it being suggested that bears are gay men wearing furry suits?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)

it's not
but you might be on to something....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)

oh wait, I get it, I get it!
A bear is the masculine type of gay isn't it? Like how there's always a butch and a cute lesbian.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

*high fives*
I feel better now.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)

*clicks fingers*

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)

It's not my fault
*sobs uncontrollably*

NEED MOAR CHEEZCAKE
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)

*gets shovel*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)

I'm gonna be Kitty the Hut
it'll be awesome.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)

and what the fuck do you mean 'not returning your love'
it's unrequited?!

*more sobbing*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)

I meant not showing it enough

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)

that's better
bring me cheesecake.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)

I saw a lemon brulee cheesecake in the supermarket the other day
I thought that would be pretty awesome.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

BUY IT FOR ME
I WANTS CHEESECAKE. RARRRGH
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

it's instances like this that make me glad we are just lovers
rather than in a relationship...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Wiggy likes making me cheesecake
he's just not overly enamoured with me then eating the entire thing.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I can understand that
clearly he is in the wrong, but I understand where he is coming from
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)

It's his own fault
he doesn't fucking like cheesecake! I gave a small amount to the rats, but the rest is all mine. NOMNOMNOM
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)

why doesn't he like you eating it all if he doesn't like it?
he's clearly mental.

you should leave him.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Fuck! I just clicked I like this, when I don't at all, it's shit and dull and I hate you.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)

It's ok I know you hate me.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I want a button for 'that's shit and dull and I hate him'.
It can go next to Ignore
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)

it was almost as bad as the lettuce one

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)

1.It was?
2.see 4 above.
3.unproven.
4.I refuse to be reduced to one of your comedy accounts.
5.You've lost count by now, haven't you?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)

1. Does Psychochomp actually have comedy accounts?
2. Which ones are they?
3. If so, they're not very funny
4. Or are you just being mean to him?
5. If so, carry on.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I thought you were another one of Chompy's comedy accounts?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:15, Reply)

People have met me :D

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Few have survived

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)

I positively flourished.

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)

*makes joke about roses and manure*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)

you think everyone is you little ball bag, I'm beginning to think you're the Chompy comedy account.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Me?
I play the drums
I can't touch my toes
I have one kidney
I want to punch Bert right up the bollock bag
I am partial to a pretty redhead
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)

"I am partial to a pretty redhead"
There was talk of a 19 year old one who likes anal earlier today - is this your way of trying to get an invite?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)

was not aware but point the way!!!!!!!!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Teen Redhead Anal
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)

on a scale of one to five?
negative thirty three
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:55, Reply)

I'm not really sure who you are
are you that jerk who ruins magic tricks on tv?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Yes, yes I am.
But then you've seen them all before.
And there's always a long tablecloth so you can guess the bunny doesn't actually get sawn in half.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Paul Daniels?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Did you know that his famous saying "You'll like it...not a lot!"
replaced his original less popular saying, "Watch me do this ya'cunts!"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I miss the fact that DiT isn't around much
And I actually miss althegeordie. His complete absence makes me sad.

Crowsephine, take it away...
( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I miss Al, too :(
but he's partying in the USA so :)
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:00, Reply)

I miss Al telling me how much I hate him : (

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:00, Reply)

He still may be crying over the fact his username, and fuel of obsession,
is slang for "fellator" in Latin.

Crow, that is, not Al.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)

If you kill his frumpy Mrs
he could be here ALL THE TIME
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:03, Reply)

but is that what you really want?
24h al?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I secretly miss him and want to rekindle our sexual relationship
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:08, Reply)

We know
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:09, Reply)

but he'll take ages to write a response
with only one hand
( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)

...and it will be some long-winded diatribe
about how wrong everybody else is
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:11, Reply)

She can't be frumpy or else he would have married me.
Oh hang on, that merkin cunt left me for a frumpy woman.
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Haha!
That's what I like to see! Real bitterness and venom about personal stuff.
Al's lucky for what he got, I'd have bet my left nipple on him dying alone
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:09, Reply)

: )

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Who? and who? I don't know this story.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Old news.

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Please elaborate.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)

No.
Done and dusted.
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)

You're so mean.
One day, I'll get you drunk and prise the story from you.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)

It really isn't that interesting.
Everyone on here will agree.
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Fair does. I still look forward to getting you drunk.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)

haha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)

BGB and some bloke called Loon something or other
he was pretty dull really, I don't think anyone misses him very much
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:11, Reply)

ooops
see below
( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:19, Reply)

*bites fist*
Go on I can't resist. I understand he hurt you but I quite like The Resident Loon (I like both of you), he was the first b3tan I actually spoke to in real life and he quickly put me at ease after travelling 70 miles to meet a bunch of internet weirdos. Just because he doesn't post on here anymore doesn't make it right to slag him off. I'm not making judgements on your relationship, but I'd hate to think people would be ok with me cursing Roota when she leaves me to be the resident "masseuse" for the flagship of the Russian fleet.
( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:19, Reply)

I really don't think anyone on here cares what I think of him. They make their own decisions and ignore my bitter remarks.
I know some people on here who I'm friends with are facebook friends with him and that is ok.

I've kept a lot that went on back because I'm not vindictive, just bitter.

I can't see you doing anything nasty to Roota for her to complain about.
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:21, Reply)

That was weak
he was commenting on something that is very personal to you, and mocking you for it, you should have gone mental at him for that
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)

I see his point.
He just doesn't know the whole story.
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)

That's never stopped anyone on here before

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:25, Reply)

instigator

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)

that should be in CAPS

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:25, Reply)

INSTIGATOR
best of all the gators
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I personally hope I've got me a keeper but regardless
I suppose I just don't like the idea of anyone getting slagged off because of an acrimonious breakup this may have happened to me on other message boards ¬_¬. I'll shut-up on the matter now. Apologies.
( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)

she just called him a cunt and said he left her for a frumpy woman
it's not like she's posted a massive tirade about him
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)

I have in the past.
Although very few people would have known it was him if he hadn't been stupid and replied to me.
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)

yeah, in the past
I think we should all just hug and move on.
But if you call me frumpy again I'll punch you in the pissflaps.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Ouch!

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)

you shut your mouth when you're talking to me

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)

"No listening!
you hear me?"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Ooo! you're getting feisty.
I like that.
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)

I'm a fighter. That's it.
No love here.
In fact, I told someone yesterday they were a 'glutton for punishment, no matter what I say or do you keep coming back for more so is it me that's hurting you or are you hurting yourself'
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)

ooh that's deep and shit

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Mainly shit

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)

I love you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)

would you expect anything else from me?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:33, Reply)

_{or because you keep hitting on other b3tans}
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)

soon babe
we'll be together soon
( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)

that was said like someone would whilst holding a shotgun and a picture of me.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)

When I first joined DJ hit on me
then about a year later he sent me the exact same gaz forgetting he'd hit on me before.

Oh how I laughed all the way to the restraining order place
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)

the restraining order place?
court perhaps?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)

There should be some gaz templates available for quicker pandering.
To #NAME#
Hey, I saw that post about you #LINK# by #USER#, it was really mean, #he/she# is a #bastard/bitch# sometimes lol.
don't worry about it lol, I think you're funny :), this is b3ta it can be quite hard going sometimes, you just have to put up with it or put them on ignore :).
So where you from? I'm organising a bash soon you should come, a bash is where b3tans meet up. We're not all weird LOL! It'll be in a nice bar somewhere, not sure who's coming yet but I'd really like you to be there. That is if you're old enough to drink lol.

Gaz me back xxx
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Hahaha
This FTW.
( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

you need to add "with a photo" to the end before the xxx

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

I was going to go with:
Are you on facebook?? I'm on facebook we should add each other as friends, or on twitter, or MSN, I'm on loads of sites just let me know your email address!
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)

so that's why you added me
I knew it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I suspect that would work better

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I'm a pro yo.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)

is that like a yo-yo?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)

you steal this from sf?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Nah I stole the idea from a old post of mine about wormulus
www.b3ta.com/talk/6406624
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Did SF send you a pander-gaz?
Oh god, you've GOT to send that onto me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Lies! Damn lies!
I didn't forget hitting on you the first time when I tried to do it again later.
( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

me Roota
Roota me
she I
s me her

I think we all know that this version is considerably more plausible.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)

you forgot to add the 'r'
to masseuse. Fail.
EDIT: and get rid of the 'se' as well obviously
( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:25, Reply)

No, I left that in on purpose.
Because of you being a hermaphrodite.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)

...who still gets more sex than you do

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)

'cos I've got so much more to offer ;)

( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)

EVERYONE gets more sex than me, Bert, but I don't feel the need to keep harping on about it.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)

I read that as: "stfu you moaning cow"

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)

this^

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I miss Lucy and her obsession with gin

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)

what happened to Lucy?
she was pretty
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Ed mas a massive cunty stalker
and scared her away :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)

seriously?
that fucker
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Ed Bert
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Oh God no, EDBERT!
Gazzing cocks dressed up as dictators left right and centre, making ridiculous claims, ruining soldiers and generally giving the internet a bad name.

It's all my dreams come true.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)

I'm going to miss you a lot
But I'd miss anyone who's ever been nice to me, which makes it almost everybody.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Hahaha!
Only the other day I watched 'Neverending Story' with my daughter.
Edit - that is referring to her new name in case anyone was confused.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)

I never want to see that film again
the bit with the horse in the swamp upset me as a child
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)

Your face upset me as a child
*would work better if you were Lab
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)

I'm gonna flounce so hard
then you'll be sorry
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)

your face looks like a horse in a swamp

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)

your horse looks like a face in a swamp

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)

You have a whore's swampy arse.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)

it's in my desk drawer

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Well your face looks like a tramp that ate a horse and part of his stomach has split and he is oozing semi digested horse bits all over the pavement

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)

I love that film
I always wanted to have a Fuyu (Falkor in English, but it doesn't sound as good)

I think I'm the most powerfull here.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)

I keep reading that as "I always wanted to have a foo-foo"
which is something very different.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Thank you darling.
Chase me away from Ot if you catch me on here. Serizzly.
And keep up with the diet while I'm gone. Five weeks x 2lb per week = I'll take that in a size 10 please.
xx
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Oh, you're optimistic
And I've been eating too much chocolate. But for you, I'll go for it again :)

I hope you do ok, I'll tell you off if I see you, but it'll hurt me more than it'll hurt you.

x
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)