Why a horse?

(berk, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:28, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's something to do with his instabilities...
_{TENUOUS PUN IS TENUOUS}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:30, Reply)

*Roger Moore 'Oof!'*


EDIT Just realised I made a hoof joke there. It was deliberate, OK?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Ah, that explains why I got the "Oof!" treatment rather than the pitying Roger Moore Eyebrow

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:37, Reply)

But surely
you could eyebrow right back?
(berk, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:39, Reply)

I could whip my eyebrows into a frenzy of seductive dance
But I don't want to give Monty the wrong impression
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:41, Reply)

I wonder who would win in an eyebrow-off between Roger Moore and The Rock

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Winner takes on me.

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:46, Reply)

on
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Alternatively:
Takes you out.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Only if I'm allowed to choose the wine
I can see The Rock being the type to go for a cheap and nasty South African Chardonnay...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Moore. Hands down.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:54, Reply)

against the People's Eyebrow?
Are you insane man?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)

I'm with Kitty on this
the People's Eyebrow would win hands down
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:57, Reply)

You can't expect the low-brow eyebrow of the masses
to defeat the eyebrow of the GENTLEMAN.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:58, Reply)

but the pure power behind the People's Eyebrow
would leave Roger "I can't fucking act for shit" Moore's eyebrow crawling up his nose in fear.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:10, Reply)

But this is why Moore can't act for shit...
All the power, wisdom and ability of one English gentleman has been artfully compressed into one mighty eyebrow. This renders the rest of his body a useless husk, merely a structural support for the most magisterial of all eyebrows.

Edit: But have a click for the wonderful image of his eyebrow crawling up his nose
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:12, Reply)

WHY THE FUCK NOT?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:30, Reply)

I just wondered
why, out of all the barnyard-type animals, or indeed all of the animals ever, you would choose one that a) probably wouldn't make a funny noise as you punched it and b) is quite capable of being pissed off at this treatment and breaking your nose. Or arm. Or leg.
(berk, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:36, Reply)

hahaha I proper lolled at point a)

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:39, Reply)

It's an important consideration
when selecting an animal to punch.
(berk, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I vote goose
having punched one, I can confirm they do make an amusing noise, especially if you get them mid-hiss.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:42, Reply)

I imagine them making
an amusing parp noise with a hint of squeaky dog toy. Please tell me this is true.
(berk, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:45, Reply)

that's exactly it!
Kind of like a car horn that gets cut off in the middle with a beanbag flumpy sound.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:57, Reply)