iWanker

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:28, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You're just jelous 'cus you look like a linux enthusiast.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:31, Reply)

I'm just going to add a "=P" here so you know I'm joking.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)

I thought it was an excellent joke.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)

haha I'm actually non-brand specific
I don't really care.

I want a macbook, but only so I can get this

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Oh god, YES PLEASE

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)

haha how many times a week do you say that?

In other news, I had my pole group doing the flag yesterday and now they hate me :(
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Haha, too many.
Flag! That evil thing. You should do that thing where you make them turn sideways and bend their knees and then turn back into it, and repeat. Then they'll really love you.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I don't think I can do that!
I can barely get my legs straight on the flag, let alone turn sideways. I need to practice it more, but it hurts and I'm a pussy. I keep getting purple dotty bruises along my inner arm from doing that and brass monkey, it makes me look like a heroin addict.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:02, Reply)

The only thing I'm enjoying about being pole-less
Is my bruise-free skin. I'm going to look like a walking black eye when I come back.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:07, Reply)

I have a huge bruise on my calf
and I only noticed it yesterday, after I'd been walking around in a pencil skirt all day. It's so dark purple it looks like mud.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Oh man, that's awesome !
You can get some really cool banksy stickers, *cough*, sorry, 'vinyls' *cough* for them too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Agreed

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:31, Reply)