I can sympathise with Mitchell's character in that one
It's got to be riding high in my pantheon of most-hated mistakes...trying to work out whether "Haitch" (always said with that hideous, guttural gasp, like they're about to dry-retch the letter rather than spell the word for you) annoys me more than the less/fewer distinction and the pillocks who spell "losing" with two 'o's. Or the Americans who say "'erb" when they quite clearly mean a fucking herb.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:33, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

he went on to shoot someone else
who said "pacifically"

unfortunately he had to end himself at the end of the sketch
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Jamaicans say 'erb too.
Why didn't you pick on them? Racist.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)

So do cockneys
The difference is the cockneys and Jamaicans always drop the 'h' from words. I don't know why the Americans just drop the 'h' from 'herb' - did they assume that the French invented herbs or something? If they want to sound continental, they could at least go the whole hog and say "herbe" (pronounced more like "aerbe"), or they could stop being so fucking pretentious.

Right, on balance, I should probably find a reason pick on cockneys and Jamaicans now...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Pick on both in one foul swoop.
Give Smiley Culture a vicious kick in his gold teeth.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A FUCKING WORD EITHER OF THESE DEGENERATE DEMOGRAPHICS EVER SAYS
Plus Cockneys are full of shit and Rastas tend to smell a bit funny.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Now that is a generalisation.
Not all Rastas smell.
On the other hand ALL Cockneys ARE full of shit.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I've had to come to terms with some of those
my mrs spells losing as loosing and sore as soar, among other things.

I have to bite my tongue
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)

YOU'VE GONE SOFT
If anything, you should bite the fingers wielding the pen or executing the erroneous keystrokes. It's the only way the bitch will learn.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:51, Reply)

it's a small price to pay for her otherwise all-round awesomeness

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:52, Reply)

IT'S THE THIN END OF THE WEDGE
Soon she'll start writing emails in "text speak" and then it's a short tumble down that slippery slope before she's a morbidly obese, tracksuit-clad, Elizabeth Duke-festooned Australopithecus with her hair scraped back into a bun to better reveal the forehead that keeps the rain off her toes as she cackles and grunts through a maw of grimy gold teeth that have become adept at biting the lids off bottles of blue WKD.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I'm fairly sure that won't happen

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)

I hope for your sake it doesn't.
Just keep an eye out for when she starts "loosing" it, and don't say I didn't warn* you...

*_{Wildly extrapolate and grossly exaggerate}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)

I'd bite your tongue
wait, that's not sexy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:52, Reply)

well, maybe a little bit

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:52, Reply)

yeah I was thinking that
but didn't want to scare you
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:12, Reply)

LOOK PSYCHOCHOMP I'M DOING IT AGAIN

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:12, Reply)

HARLOT (AGAIN)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)

it's not harlotry if it's to you!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)

It's less interesting than my kit kat.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Don't lie
Kit kats are almost as dull as you.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)

And still not as dull as kitty metaphorically lifting her tail around /offtopic.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:41, Reply)

it's just around Vipros
Psychomp (I can't be bothered typing your full name anymore) is just jealouses of the otherses with their competent social interactionses.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:49, Reply)

I don't moan about my group of friends every week.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)

*awaits explanation*
feel free to call me thick to cover your lame joke skillz
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:55, Reply)

It wasn't a joke it was a insult.
You're constantly moaning about some guy you hate but the other friends still invite him to the pub yada yada.
Then you moan about my social competance when you can't even ditch someone you don't like, that's lesson 2 of how to have a "competant" social life.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:58, Reply)

it is

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:52, Reply)

It made my vowel 'ard.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:58, Reply)

I love aural sex

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Urgh.
Waxy bell end!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)