But I'm trying to flush the toilet.
hold on, i'll try this.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:42, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

well that was the worst bit of advice I've been given.
You'll be hearing from my lawyer and plumber.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I'm too young and handsome to die like this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)

That's what Moat said.
He was a liar as well.
( thealternativefact, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Are you going to tazer me now?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Absolutely.
Get your nuts out.
( thealternativefact, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Hang on
this scenario needs moar Gazza.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:56, Reply)

*cries*

( thealternativefact, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)

'Murty! It's me! I've brought you a fishin' rod, like!'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)

I really wish I'd fucking seen that.
Unfortunately the rolling coverage pissed me off big time and I had to leave the room and switch the telly off at the point where one BBC journo kept interrupting some poor bint's 'phone call to her mother who was trapped in a house not far from the scene.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:59, Reply)

I did precisely the the same. Fuck you Sopel.

(Cave Duck, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:09, Reply)

No one ever hears from plumbers.
Work-shy, thieving gits.
( thealternativefact, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Hi Clendrix !
I just wanna say, last night was absolutly wonderful, absolutly amazing, I can't believe all the stuff we did, it was soooo good, it's nice to see someone open minded about "sushi". Heh, who know you could do _that_ with wasabi and soy source ! My eyes are opened. I really enjoyed every aspect of it, from the first time we did "sushi" right down to the last bit of "sushi", it's a shame really that we couldn't have more "sushi" this morning, but I understand that you had work in the morning. At first I wasn't to pleased with doing "sushi" in front of our other guests, but when they joined in, oh wow, it's so refreshing to see a group of people who are open minded. I did try to swallow all of it, but there was that one bit that was a bit =/ and I had to spit it out, but it was my pleasure to give it a try, at least I know now a bit of "sushi" to avoid next time, I suppose that's the great thing about "sushi", that everyone can try different things, it's great to experment. I liked trying to get my mouth around the correct prounciation of things, I didn't realise Roll Play could be so much fun !

Anyway, if you ever want to do "sushi" again, it would be my absolute beyond pleasure, and that goes for our other guests too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:23, Reply)

There's a video on videojug about how to eat sushi properly.
You should watch it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:31, Reply)

*confuses*, you just pick it up with a chopstick and eat it, doncha?
Unless your'e at home, in which case it's fingers all the way.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)

There's a shit load of ettiquette.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Ahh, cool, I'll look it up.
When I eat it at home, I just use my fingers.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Don't you dare dip the rice in the soy sauce you philistine.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:06, Reply)

He's dishonoured himself.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:14, Reply)

seppuku is the only way, now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:18, Reply)

You should never take advice from Monty, DG.
He's deranged from all the massive drugs and Hawkwind, see? Poor chap.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Such massive hawkwind...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:51, Reply)

ENORMOUS Hawkwind.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:53, Reply)

he tried to wank off my dad via the medium of dance, the bastard.
thank you for the new advice DG.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Tried. And succeeded.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Us DGs gotta stick together, DG.
He tries to wank off everybody's Dad via the medium of dance, the massive bumder that he is.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Hawkwind give me the fucking horn, what can I say.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:55, Reply)

we would never have guessed

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Ospreyfart is a great name for a tribute band, no?
*relurks*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Eaglequack.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)

I like that song by The American Rejects, "Another Heart Calls".
I love me a good duet.

Meatloaf has done some good ones, you like him?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:45, Reply)

I'd like it if the fat cunt died, if that's what you mean.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:11, Reply)