Not yet.
However, am now off to drink myself into a stupor so we'll see how much that does to accelerate the process.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:25, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Don't forget the brace to support your wrists
Otherwise there will be much spillage and an unending frustration at the fact that this night has so far cost you ninety quid and you only feel as if you have an extremely mild case of nausea.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:28, Reply)

It's alright,
I have found that pina coladas are much lighter than pints of beer and therefore suitable for my limp wrists to support as I teapot my way around the bar.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:31, Reply)

It's alright,
I have found that pina coladas are much lighter than pints of beer and therefore suitable for my limp wrists to support as I teapot my way around the bar.

Actually, I can't think of anything as a strikethrough at the moment as the image of you 'teapotting' around the bar is making me grin like a mong that's discovered wanking for the first time.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:36, Reply)

I don't know whether to go to the pub
Or to snuggle up at home with half a bottle of wine and the bf's beers.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:29, Reply)

beer cock

MULTICOCK
( broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:30, Reply)

He's 200 miles away you terrible cunt

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:31, Reply)

So? I'm 1000 miles away, doesn't stop me waggling my willy

( broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:32, Reply)

Waggle away
Neither willy will affect me
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:34, Reply)

You underestimate the power of my penis
I should probably stop posting now
( broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:37, Reply)

*legs it*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:37, Reply)

Home alone for me tonight as the missus is on a girly night out.
I say home alone, SJ will be here with his girlfriend but as they will be locked in his bedroom playing tiddlywinks, it means I can watch what the fuck I like on the telly and drink wine.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:31, Reply)

If I stay in (and judging by the weather, I reckon I will)
then the cat had better want to be my mate or I'll be well pissed off
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:33, Reply)

You mate with your cat?
*phones rspca*
( broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:34, Reply)

He's had them cut off so we can't 'mate'
It's Platonic. In that he hates me and I try to hug him when he is near me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Awww I've got a stray with no bollocks, ugly as sin but I love him
but yeah, not physically
( broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:37, Reply)

Exactly

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:40, Reply)

Show us yer tits

( broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:48, Reply)

I've gone home

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 18:26, Reply)

Invest in a 2-foot straw.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:30, Reply)

Nice one, show us yer tits

( broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:36, Reply)