Morning all!
How was your weekend?

Mine was superb, had a nice night out Friday with some friends, got very drunk for free, always a bonus.

Saturday was my friends leaving party (She's off to Singapore on Friday), and it went off without a hitch. We ended up drinking pretty much every shot the Baa Bar sells, always good. Ended up heading back to Congleton, where I met some old mates, decided to get an early night, as I had something to do the next day. Crawled into bed at 3:10am.

Sunday - My family and I were having a photoshoot done, as a birthday present for my Dad. Due to traffic, and the directions I had going insane, we got lost, and ended up being quite late. Was entertaining though, and although I know the photographer was trying to really get us into it, it was just too funny to take seriously. Was nice seeing the family though, we don't get together often.

How were your weekends?

Alt Q: What is your hangover cure? Mine is Marmite on toast, magnificent. Alternatively, BACON!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:26, 84 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

we had a good weekend
I picked up the wedding dress yesterday, and baby has started walking AND talking, which is nice/dangerous.

my cure for a hangover is not to drink in the first place. I'm currently dealing with a 9 month old hangover and wishing I always listened to my own advice.
( ascorbate, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:29, Reply)

You know what? For the life of me, I can't remember what I did this weekend...
... I know I did something, there was sushi and chinese envolved at some point, but I can't remember. I hope it was something Ace of Bases.

I like a pint glass, filled up with a can of Red Bull, then 50/50 orange and cranberry to top it off.

I got the docs later on today, and then I'm gonna do Srs Bzns and Get Coding, a website I've been working on for yonks is going live this week, and as a Secret Suprise, I'm making a Mobile Phone version of the site too =D
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:32, Reply)

lol

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I went to this wedding in Glasgow
First, we got on a traffic jam, so that our 4:30h journey became almost 8h, good start. Second, the hotel wasn't as good as promised, by far. Do not stay at the Ramada Jarvis Glasgow City.

The wedding itself was great. I didn't know anyone, but Mark's friends are really nice people.

Then we went back to the hotel, tired and drun, but couldn't sleep because some stupid 18 years old had booked the 3 rooms in front of ours and kept meeting in the aisle for partying at the beginning and then for crying and shouting and fighting. We called reception more than 5 times, they'd go to their rooms and 10 min later, back to the aisle. We didn't sleep, we got very upset and I'm very tired today.

I hate stupid people who can't control what they drink. I hate stupid teenager girls who make a drama of everything. Noisy bitches.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Ramada Jarvis are shite anyway
I have to deal with the chain on a daily basis. Bastards.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:41, Reply)

I should have asked you before booking
The ratings in tripadvisor were prety good, and they're normally right.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:47, Reply)

There are a few good value hotels in Glasgow.
The Holiday Inn (and the Express next door) in West Nile Street is good, as is the Park Inn across the road. And the Premier Inn in George St is also excellent for the money.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:57, Reply)

I know, I should have gone for the HI
But the Ramada had this offer that we thought was very good, but it wasn't really... I'm quite dissapointed.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Not great
went out clubbing on Saturday. Fell over and quite badly hurt my foot.

Alt Q: I don't get hangovers, but I've always found that any lingering bleariness is nicely cleared up by bacon and a cup of tea


Edit: on the plus side I posted my first joke on sickipedia, only to have it rejected dammit
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:38, Reply)

what was the joke?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:45, Reply)

this
When Ronnie Kray died, they threw him into the sea, and when Reggie died they dumped him in the same spot. Now Raoul Moat is dead and they've chucked him in the same place. That's right- he's sleeping with the vicious
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:54, Reply)

2/10

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:01, Reply)

haha
I didn't claim it was good. But then I do like puns
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Increasingly, my hangovers
make me so brutally ill that the only cure is not to drink so much in the first place. In my hard drinking northern youth, however, they were solved by a pint of vimto and cheese on toast (or takeaway pizza) before bed, and a mammoth bacon sarnie in the morning. With brown sauce, for any other kind of sauce is sacrilege.

And I had a lovely weekend, cheers. Saw some mates in one of my favourite cities and spent a lot of money. Hurrah!
(berk, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Weekend can pribably be summed up as "blahrahraharaFUCK"
though the best thing to come out of it probably happened in the early hours of this morning, when I had a decent discussion with an old friend.

I don't often get hangovers, but when I do... Eep.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)

That sounds like someone attempting to sing "Bad Romance" and stubbing their toe.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:13, Reply)

My weekend was awesome
Because I saw Inception, which is a brilliant film.
Go see it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)

I saw Inception
can I get a "Whoooooah!"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:59, Reply)

It's great, isn't it?
Best film I've seen in the cinema in a long time.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Just brilliant
cinema was absolutely packed but I didn't hear anyone speaking/mumbling/talking on a cunting mobile. It kept everyones attention.

I would suggest that anybody who wants to see it should go ASAP before some arsehole spoils it all.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:05, Reply)

I watched Toy Story 2 at the weekend and forgot how good it was.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:08, Reply)

I actually watched a lot of films this weekend
Twilight Eclipse (promised I'd take the lady)
Inception (fuggin' awesome)
The Lazarus Project (shit)
Saw VI (alright, very gory)
Ong Bak 2 (whole lotta ass-kickin')
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Sweet
I watched a few last night
Finding Nemo
Alien vs Predator
Not Another Teen Movie
Enigma

All ace.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Recently I've watched at the cinema
The Collector (alright gore-fest, SAW style)
Predators (shit shadow of the original)
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:22, Reply)

I want to watch it!
I want to go today, but I don't think Mark wants. Let's see if I can convince him.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Offer him boobs in exchange for going to see it

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:25, Reply)

He doesn't want to see it?
Hit him with a frying pan *spang-spang-spang-SPANG* until he agrees. Or just go anyway, take a friend or go alone. I have gone to the cinema on my own a few times and it's quite a liberating experience.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:31, Reply)

He wants to see it
but not today, we've got to cook for friends, but I'm all for a pizza and cinema tonight, we can invite his friends too.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:35, Reply)

See it at the first opportunity
before too many people tell you about it or you see the trailers. I saw a trailer for it a couple of weeks ago that totally spoiled an awesome scene.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:38, Reply)

I saw the begining of "how it was done"
and changed channels, I don't want to see anything about it until I'm on the cinema. It looks really good film.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Weekend was superb
see Roota's thread from yesterday for details if you care, basically had great, great time with daughter on my own Sat night/Sun morning, then got pissed right up yesterday and feel rather rotten today as a result.

Hangover cure: massive fryup with sweet tea, bath and back to bed. None of these options have been available to me today, sadly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:59, Reply)

It's nice to hear that your ex is playing nice
I know you when through a phase where she was being a shit.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:04, Reply)

She still is, most of the time.
She must have been invited out for the night and wanted a babysitter - she was dressed like a bad 1980s New York prostitute when she left. Kind of like one of the Mary Jane Girls...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:11, Reply)

She really is quite mental isn't she...
Chicken oriental.

Radio Rental.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Don't worry, both you and Chompy got the same treatment.
Sorry about that.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Hahah nae bother, pal

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Least I didn't call you
(or anyone else)

Last time that happened it was a disaaaaster.
Glad to see your Saturday was good :)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:34, Reply)

You did, but I didn't answer....
Cheers - weekend was outstanding.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:41, Reply)

WHAT
Oh fucking hell.
I'm leaving my phone at home next time.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Pretty fucking disastrous tbh
I won't go into too many details, but it involves getting far too drunk on Friday, taking MASSIVE drugs on Friday, cracking my skull off something painful, being too ill to attend the woman's birthday celebrations on the Saturday and generally being a twat.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Massive drugs?
I now have an image in my head of a bloke trying to swallow a comedy-sized tablet.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:08, Reply)

Was it Cake?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:12, Reply)

It's a fookin' disgrace.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:14, Reply)

"You can puke yourself to death on this stuff — one girl threw up her own pelvis-bone… What a fucking disgrace"
Haha, Chris Morris, you legend.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Comedy sized lines
of questionable substance.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:13, Reply)

I spent yesterday evening in a hot, sweaty, soundproofed room with six other men.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:08, Reply)

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME AND NOT YOU : (

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I'm impressed. I thought /OT's automatic response would be to pile on accusations of limp-wristed woofterism.
_{Psst! I know at least one of them is single.}
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:13, Reply)

My automatic response is to whinge.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Oh, you'd have loved it in there.
Trying to get together a set for next weekend; don't know if you're familiar with "Faith Healer" by the Sensational Alex Harvey Band, but I can only imagine the sight of two brothers singing "Can I put my hands on you?" would have done it for you.

(Not to rub it in, or anything...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I love the Sensational Alex Harvey band : (
Rub away.......I don't mind ; )
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:19, Reply)

I did a shit load of culture
and watched Inception, people should watch it, it's great.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I've already said that
But I'm glad you agree with me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:13, Reply)

congratulations on being correct.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:19, Reply)

I could do with going to the cinema to see a not-shit film.
It's only ever happened a handful of times in my life. The last time I enjoyed a cinema trip it was to see 'End of the Century'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:20, Reply)

You'd probably hate it
but it's intelligent well acted sometimes spectacular it is still a popcorn movie though.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Don't forget, 'Enter the Void'
Coming to a synapse near you in September!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:23, Reply)

I'm officially excited about that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Same here
Would love to get loaded and go see it, I have a cache of Liberty Caps that I have been saving for a rainy day. Although the thought of being ejected into the streets of Glasgow, dribbling, doesn't appeal to me. They're fucked up enough without viewing them through the cleansing lens of Psilocybin
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Ooh I'd forgotten about that
it looks fun.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:28, Reply)

How much do you remember about friday?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:29, Reply)

I kissed the ugly one out of a group of friends because he knew the brand of fag I was smoking
I wingmanned for Applebite, spectacularly (badly)
I fell down the stairs as soon as I entered the club
Witnessed an evil barmaid telling people Stroh (80% rum) tasted of strawberries
Apples got a salad naan, I had some cucumber before realising I didn't like dressing
Vommed a lot.



So yeah, quite a lot.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Just so you know,
not socially acceptable to repeatedly text people saying they look like they're a rapist while they're busy.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:34, Reply)

I sent you ONE text saying you looked like a rapist

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Least you didn't get one saying I loved you!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:35, Reply)

*preens*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:36, Reply)

No just that you think I'm hot,
or that's what I inferred from the drunk keyboard mashing.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:36, Reply)

I should gracefully retire from offtopic.
Fuck that, from b3ta.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)

You should retire from heavy drinking, perhaps.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:46, Reply)

What'd be the fun of that?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Didn't even have a whole bottle of wine :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:50, Reply)

I never text people when I'm drunk.
I rarely text them when I'm sober though.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Stroh is horrific
Apart from that, sounds like you had a good night!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Repetition, repetition, repetitionaaah
My daughter quite likes the odd game of solitaire on the laptop, so we played a few games, at about 10pm, until we won. I then decided that I simply had to win 'just once more'.

1am and I am wondering if anyone has ever smashed a computer by being consumed by solitaire enhanced rage. I eventually win a second game after playing 80 games on the fucking trot. I had a Saturday night to rival the very best that the 21st Century has to offer. I hope next weekend isn't as hectic :-/
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Which solitaire
and does it allow you to turn the cards again when the deck is finished?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Just the regular version with Windows 7
And yes, you can turn the pack until it tells you that you are a useless cunt, or you end the game with a sharp intake of breath and thoughts of kicking the face off of the person who programmed it.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Then you only need to learn a few tricks
you can finish those 99% of the times.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Don't tease me, you harlot!
Tell me the secrets damn you!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Trick no. 1
Don't suck.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Oh, I don't know from the top of my head
I need to be playing to remember. Most of the time, when you're stuck and cant get more cards out of the pack into the table, you can put back some of the cards already ordered back into the table, and then get more of the pack out. Does that make sense?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:55, Reply)

stag do
lots of booze, lots of spliffs, fire, hardcore surfing, bloke dressed as snow white, curry, mrs buys wedding dress, best gravy ever, sleeeeeeeep
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:40, Reply)

It's a mini adventure

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:45, Reply)

good weekend in leamington spa,
drinks, drugs, new people, old friends, best friends, vomiting, jack russell, inception, CHOWDER, stabbing dr diabetes, hang over, phoning in sick this morning.

alt q: strawberry milkshake and spliff
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 11:01, Reply)