but yeah lose weight it's good for your health
that should be enough motivation to get over your laziness.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:57, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm as fit as a butchers dog.
I just need to stop drinking and eating so much. I'm only after losing a few pounds.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I'm unfit and fat.
Unmotivated and hung up.

We can be miserable together.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Gutted (both of you).

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:07, Reply)

I can't think of anyone else I'd rather be miserable with : )

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:07, Reply)

I still can't believe I would have ratehr gone to the South of France
and drink gin, rather than grope your breasts.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:10, Reply)

We all make mistakes hon.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Especially forgetful corvids.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:24, Reply)

He'll have to give them
a jiggle at the October bash instead. I'm sure they'll be worth the wait :)
(berk, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I'll hold him to that once I get drunk enough.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Hold me to your bosom?
I like where this is going...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Exactly: corvids, not loxodontids
A crow would know, but it's an elephant that's supposed to remember stuff. And I'm no elephant.

But would anyone like to see my elephant impression since I'm here?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Gwan!

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)

*stands on table*
*turns out pockets*
*unzips fly*
*colleagues are disturbed*
*crow is bundled into a white van and taken away to be sectioned under the mental health act*
*but crow still has his cock out*
*registrar is not impressed*
*crow is locked up*
*'little crow' is zipped up*
*crow runs out of ideas*
*EMERGENCY CHARLESTON*
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:30, Reply)

I'm interested to see
this eyebrow thing you do. I'm sure I could beat it...
(berk, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:30, Reply)

That sounds like a challenge
(You realise, if you do have superior eyebrow skillz, I will have to do the elephant impression to recover my shattered dignity)
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Flopping your cock out
will restore your dignity?
(berk, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:35, Reply)

*thinks it through*
Hmm...actually...

Maybe if I were to paint it as per the Union Jack?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Or maybe a barber's pole?

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Ahahahaha
^ this. Crow, you're on.
(berk, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Aesthetically quite pleasing
Although I wouldn't want people to mistake it for a stick of rock.

Perhaps I should shelve the paint and just go for Hitlerpubes.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Why not?
Some ladies might like to suck on a stick of rock...

If you paint "Blackpool" around your bell end, you're in there!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:39, Reply)

You *wouldn't* want
people to mistake it for a stick of rock! You're still not thinking this through. What do people do with sticks of rock?

EDIT - wait, now it sounds like I'm offering you a blow job if you win the eyebrow-off. hastily backtracks...
(berk, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Try and bite the end off.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Eek
you must have teeth of steel, man!
(berk, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:41, Reply)

*shakes head*
Only a woman could have written that reply.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I suspect
that the first suck would put paid to any notions that it was a stick of rock.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)

How do you know?
You've never tasted it!

*dangles suggestively*
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:44, Reply)

I've tasted rock though
And although I've never tasted cock, I've smelt mine, and it doesn't smell sweet...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Sounds like someone needs a wash...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Careful
There's a difference between fresh and sweet!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:50, Reply)

True.
If cock tasted like chupa-chups though, I'd be giving head a lot more often.
(berk, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:52, Reply)

What if it tasted like Lyon's Golden Syrup?
Purely hypothetically, you understand...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Too sickly
Sorry. I'm more of a nutella girl myself.
(berk, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)

*sighs*
Do you know how awkward it is to wash this stuff off your bell-end?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Easier than it is to get it out of your pubes, I suspect.

(berk, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I sense a business opportunity here!

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Still continuing
on the flopping-out theme though, isn't it? Painted or otherwise...
(berk, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I think that someone should draw a pic of light in chains on his cock.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Would there be enough room?

(berk, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)

^ POTD

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Oh yes, the Bath Bulemia diet.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Who was the other guy commenting on that thread?
I assume he was a b3tan...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)