I changed a guy's tenner on the bus the other day
For all my pound coins because the driver wouldn't let him on with a note.

Set up an electric shock system, so that every time you do something cock-ish, you get several thousand volts coursing through you. You'll have yourself conditioned to be nice no time.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:20, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ah but you only had 4 pound coins, you SHYLOCK.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:22, Reply)

;)

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:26, Reply)

They're the same in Bristol but they seem to get so angry about it.
I'm only paying with a note fella relax.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Yeah, but think of all the change they'd have to give you from that note.
If a few people did it they'd end up with no change at all, and that is really fucking annoying.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I can see their point but some of the reactions you get
it's almost as if you were trying to pay in baked beans. ( I haven't thought that through)
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)

And now think about how many people they pick up everyday
And how many of those people probably try to pay with notes. Used to piss me right off when I worked in a cafe and the first ten or so customers of the day would always pay for a cup of tea with a twenty.
Fucking cyclists.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:35, Reply)

They shouldn't be so rude about it,
or they should start with more change at the beginning of the shift.
It's not like it's a total shock that some people only have notes to pay for stuff, stop defending the moody drivers.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:40, Reply)

I think she's mostly arguing because she wants to hurt boobypirates/you

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)

I only just got involved, it's got nothing to do with me.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:47, Reply)

that's just what someone who had two accounts would say....
*Poirots*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Both really.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I'm not Chompy, isn't he Danish or something? I'm Irish.
Honestly if I ever meet Bertmonkeytwat I will nipple tweak the shit out of him for startign this!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)

yeah right
you'd probably both be extremely awkward and polite to each other.

You really need to work on that pesky reply thing!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)

I don't actually know what I'm doing wrong there
I just click on reply in the box I want to reply too? Is that wrong?

I might give him one of me looks instead!!!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:22, Reply)

no, that's right
did you mean to reply to Applebite's post? It just didn't seem a contextually relevant reply. If you did mean to, then my apologies.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Can't remember now but lets assume I made a mistake

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Buses are for povs anyway.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Did the note say "As I am superman I don't need to pay for the bus"?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Utter genius 10/10

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:24, Reply)

No, it said "I have a bomb. If you don't let me on the bus, I'll blow the entire thing to hell, motherfucker"

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:25, Reply)

So you've been funding terrorism?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:26, Reply)

that's not really funding it, more actually doing it.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)

I don't think Superman has much use for a bomb really,
he's Superman after all!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Unless he was only pretending to be superman
And it was all part of his dastardly plan.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)

A Dastardly plan to stop the pigeon?

(Cave Duck, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:35, Reply)

He was wearing pants on the outside of his trousers
I don't think it's our place to question him.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:38, Reply)

You're right there.
I wouldn't want to question anyone wearing their underwear on the outside.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:40, Reply)

YOUR?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Shit, sorry
I usually nazi everyone else about that one. First "Piece", now this... what's happening to me??
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:45, Reply)

nazi as a verb?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Yep.
I'm pioneering it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)

I'll help with that, I rather like it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Oh so it's ok to change the english language when you think it's ok?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:56, Reply)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT????!!!??

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:58, Reply)

CHANGE NOT DECAY

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:00, Reply)

I sometimes wear underwear on the outside
but more in the form of those slutty Anne Summers basques than y-fronts over leggings. Maybe we can bring back that look from Britney's Slave 4 U vid where she's wearing a thong over jeans.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Carry on like that until we revoke your right to vote.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)

you mean 'until they revoke OUR right to vote'
we girls should stick together boobychomp.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I've worn my corset on the outside
And I bought a brabody for the express purpose of wearing it as a top.

It seems to get me laid, which is fantastic. But when I wear it under things. Plus the cups are a little too small (and lacy) so I'd have to go GaGa with electrical tape over my nipples.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:59, Reply)

loltmi
(though after the barefoot story you can probably handle anything I say)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:59, Reply)

*shudders*
I'm more appalled at his behaviour than yours though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:11, Reply)

He was trying to be a manly man
and failing, miserably.
At least he was worried I'd kill myself...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)

albeit in a particularly selfish way
he's a douchebag.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:19, Reply)

He's not as hot as he was, either.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:25, Reply)

I slept with an ex ages ago
and he had got fat and pasty. I lolled after he'd left and resolved never to do it again.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:39, Reply)

I wear electrical tape when I'm wearing a backless top!
The stripey green and yellow is my favourite but Wiggy says it's not as sexy as the black.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)

they have a really beautiful bra range in Debenhams that kind of has a half vest thing attached
I don't know what it's called, I'll see if I can find a picture.

Here's one: www.debenhams.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/prod_10001_10001_161010252382_-1?breadcrumb=Home~Lingerie~Bras

The whole Frost French range is pretty awesome.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Oh my friend the Flame Hair'd Sex Pot wears those
with highwaisted skirts as tops.

Yummy.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)

ooh that's daring!
I don't think I'd actually go out in just underwear, I'd be too scared that people would think I'd forgotten to get dressed.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:19, Reply)

She is Queen of Underwear as Outerwear.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:22, Reply)

I shall cancel the Lady Gaga interview then
shame, really, it took a lot of arranging.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:00, Reply)

or a bus.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Maybe it was raining.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)

It was.
Rather heavily.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Then that was actually a very nice thing to do and I'm confused as to why it's gone off on so many tangents.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I dunno, I didn't start them.
And don't sound so surprised!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:53, Reply)

I am a bit suprised.
Just a bit though.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I would let him on the bus, not worth the risk.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Buses = Germ vans

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)