tell us, tell us the tale

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:02, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

it was just my right hand I again
but I'm beginning to suspect he may be cheating on me
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:05, Reply)

fuck me what an anti climax
id like my 50 pence back please
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)

I've put it up my anal canal
you'll have to go in and get it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:19, Reply)

dont make out that rotten fucking crevice has any hold left in it at all
that things baggier than gail tilsleys tits
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:23, Reply)

things that made me go :( today #1
nsfa
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Her tits look like a Henson's charicter's eyes.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)

MY EYES! MY EYES!!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 19:48, Reply)

WITH MRS BUUUUUMHOLE...... IN THE LIBRARY.....WITH THE CANDLESTICK!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:09, Reply)

you're SO wacky
I remember when you used to be funny, it was really good, but now you seem like a poor man's Gonzo
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:20, Reply)

I'm getting shit from you..... a right unfunny mega spastic. riiiiiight.
You judging my humour is like a Down's Syndrome telling Michael Schumacher he's not a good driver.

as I've said before, I'm just being silly, not funny, I'm not here for your entertainment.

Work on your own 'humour' before judging others. you dentybrain.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)

complete fail again, DG
Not even so much as a smirk that time
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)

I read that as a waa waa a boo de hoohoo.
it's not funny to you because it's true. and the truth hurts.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Pfffffffft
You've never seemed this serious on /talk, is there something about Off Topic that turns people into pathetic, over-sensitive, piss-pants girls?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)

nah dude, just people being dicks to me for no reason will get told what I think
exactly the same on /talk.

you tell me, you seem to be very bi-polar and beakerish on here, I'm just saying it the way I see it dude when someone tries to be a failcripple towards me.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)

That one wasn't even remotely funny
Can't you go back to when you used to talk about kicking dogs til they sicked rainbows please?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Back when you were funny, that would have been hilarious

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)