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 why?  youve done nowt wrong
	why?  youve done nowt wrongb3tas the last place id click if i were upset
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:39, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
 If i'd just been made homeless then I wouldn't really appreciate it.  I'll ask DG to make a homeless one instead ,)
	If i'd just been made homeless then I wouldn't really appreciate it.  I'll ask DG to make a homeless one instead ,)(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)
 what a load of bollocks
	what a load of bollocksi dont post about the ins and outs of my fucking failings and upsets here but i dont get all pissy and DONT YOU KNOW WHAT IVE BEEN THROUGH when someone has a dig.
sorry for his woes but we're not mindreaders, and you didnt post in malice
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)
 Ooo yer a hard woman
	Ooo yer a hard womanI bet it was you wot clubbed the otter to death at the end of "Ring of Bright Water"
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)
 sensible woman.  she wasnt being spiteful.
	sensible woman.  she wasnt being spiteful.and i dont know what that is but im as mad as hell about it
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)
 It's a lovely film about a man from London
	It's a lovely film about a man from Londonwho adopts an otter, quits his job, moves to the wilds of scotland and kills a basking shark.
It may even be true.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)
 holy fuck i am in like flynn
	holy fuck i am in like flynnim a big fan of dog films and dog related films where dogs talk or just act or stuff
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
 Oh man, I wanna see The incredible journey and the new Cats and dogs film now.
	Oh man, I wanna see The incredible journey and the new Cats and dogs film now.(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)
 you dont know what youre fucking talking about here.
	you dont know what youre fucking talking about here.just walk away my friend. walk. away.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
 41 year old film is 41 years old
	41 year old film is 41 years oldTHIS JUST IN:
Jar-Jar is Luke Skywalkers dad
Butch & Sundance get married
And it turns out that the planet of the apes was the basingstoke branch of Tesco all along.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
 turns out he's got LOBSTERS SWIMMING UP HIS ARSEHOLE
	turns out he's got LOBSTERS SWIMMING UP HIS ARSEHOLEthat's why he's been such a cunt to all the little wizards and wotnot
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
 one of my friends posted all the end twists in Heroes
	one of my friends posted all the end twists in Heroeson his facebook status. I don't watch Heroes but if I did I would have been angry.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
 yeah someone posted the ending of heavy rain on facebook which made me hulk quietly inside
	yeah someone posted the ending of heavy rain on facebook which made me hulk quietly insidei hope they get piles.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
 is that the one with Morgan Freeman and...
	is that the one with Morgan Freeman and...no wait, that's Hard Rain. Isn't Heavy Rain a computer game?
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)
 Wiggy always ruins Tom Cruise movies for me by quoting  that comedian Richard something
	Wiggy always ruins Tom Cruise movies for me by quoting  that comedian Richard somethingwith "Tom Cruise is a cocktail waiter. Quite a good cocktail waiter. Then he has a crisis of confidence and can’t be a cocktail waiter anymore. He meets a woman who gives him his confidence back and he becomes a pretty good cocktail waiter again.
Tom Cruise plays a racing car driver. Quite a good racing car driver. Then he has a crisis of confidence and can’t be a racing car driver anymore. He meets a woman who gives him his confidence back and he becomes a pretty good racing car driver again.
Tom Cruise plays fighter pilot. Quite a good fighter pilot. Then he has a crisis of confidence and can’t be a fighter pilot anymore. He meets a woman who gives him his confidence back and he becomes a pretty good fighter pilot again."
etc.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)
 haha i fucking hate tom cruise he churns out a constant stream of shit
	haha i fucking hate tom cruise he churns out a constant stream of shittry watching films with kids... they NEED you to spoil the ending for them. theyre desperate for you to explain every single twist and plot arc before it fucking happens in minute detail.
JUST WATCH THE FILM.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)
 I've come to the conclusion
	I've come to the conclusionthat he has done loads of thoroughly entertaining films
that new one Knight and Day looks shit, but will probably be entertaining as well.
Plus, he kind of looks like my brother. or did before my bro got a bit chubby
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)
 I thought he was brilliant in Interview With A Vampire
	I thought he was brilliant in Interview With A Vampireit was really unlike his other characters. I do actually like him as an actor, his films are generally entertaining, even if he is a crazy alien lover.
Plus he was funny in Tropic Thunder.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)
 he's excellent in Magnolia
	he's excellent in MagnoliaTop Gun is a great film.
There are others too.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:51, Reply)
 totally
	totallywhen I saw Up! at the cinema there was a kid in front of me and it kept asking where the guy was going and where the kid was and then where the bird had gone and then who the bad guy was and I was all "SHUT THE HELL UP!"
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)
 I haven't seen any of the films you just mentioned
	I haven't seen any of the films you just mentionedalthough I instinctively sense that you're mocking me.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
 You haven't seen "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid"?
	You haven't seen "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid"?I would so throw sprouts at you if I could
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
 Are you saying that Rosie is a bearded man?
	Are you saying that Rosie is a bearded man?WHO'S WELSH? Shame on you.
possibly Scottish, I can't really remember
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)
 Thank gawd for that
	Thank gawd for thatthe last time I got my shit fucked up really hurt and didnt like it at all WILL NOT BUY FROM AGAIN
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
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