I'm not celebrating this.
It's making me feel sick.
( thealternativefact, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:42, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

:(

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

now this is the stuff.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

FAT YUMS

( thealternativefact, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

I thought that was some kind of revolting blue waffle kind of thing then
put me right off me dinner!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

I don't know what this blue waffle is, but never ever EVER again take the image of Bacon explosion in vain.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)

it's just a manky fadge
I didn't mean to disrespect the bacosplosion, I'll say 10 hail bacons when I get home.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Eugh, I have no desire to see that then
Besides, I don't do shock images, I do images of yumm
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)

I just can't resist, even though I know I don't want to!
Curiosity kills the kitty, I looked up tubgirl the other day *shudders*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Aww I remember tubgirl
I didn't find it that shocking because I had a rather disgusting flatmate when I first saw it.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)

I've never seen two girls one cup all the way through
and I refuse to watch one guy one jar, although someone gave me the synopsis and it's not something I would ever want to see. I've seen some gruesome corpses on cases at work and I've got dead squeamish in my old age.

EDIT: wait a minute, you had a flatmate that was so disgusting they made you jaded to tubgirl?! I don't want to know what they did to condition you
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)

One guy one jar I find fascinating. That someone could do that to themselves without wincing that much is nuts.
Oh dear god, the stereotype that gay men are houseproud and look after themselves is a fucking lie.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:31, Reply)

having had to do research on
www.fitlads.net for a murder case a while ago, I can say that some gay men are really fucking disgusting!!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)

The ones on the homepage just look rather chavvy, but I bet their scummers under their Gaultier

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:42, Reply)

They're all chavvy
it's a gay chav networking site. Srsly. Some of the stuff I've seen, man you don't even wanna know.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:10, Reply)

Hey, we could totally compare notes. Or not.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:11, Reply)

puke
wtf bex
pukepukepuke
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)

WHUT?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)

it just looks so blugh

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)

But you haven't even tried it. Don't be knocking the good stuff.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)

If you took a photo of most foods from that close they'd look pretty bleurgh
and that thing does look a bit like a dissected pig trotter
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)

it looks like the inside of a vagina that's been fucked by glass shards

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Dude, you're overthinking this.
Come to the UK, buy me bacon and sausage meat and I'll make it for you.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)

no no, that's pretty much the first thing that came into mind
and that's pretty ridic, I have to buy a plane ticket, a hotel room, bacon and sausage for you to make me some shit that looks like a vagina fucked by glass shards?
I'll pass, ta.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Alright, you can sleep on my floor. *huffs*

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)

What the fuck...?
Have you ever actually seen a vagina? I've seen a few, and none of them looked like a dissected pig's trotter
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)

why yes, yes I have
I've never seen one that's been fucked by glass shards but I imagine it'd look like that pink mess up there
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Can you have a catfight with Becky over it now please?
and may I watch?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)

that's up to her, bb

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)

I couldn't fight Kristine, I love her too much

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)

*hands in pockets, kicks dust*
Aw, I'll never get to see it now. Becky never lets me do the things I like
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)

she doesn't like cream cheese on baked potato either
*judges*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)

with or without chives?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)

probably both
she's a heathen.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Hahaha

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:17, Reply)

*gasp*
you kiss your mother with that mouth?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:35, Reply)

no, just yours!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)

ooh burn

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I honestly haven't a clue as to where that came from.
But yes, I would say I don't like it.
Considering I've never had it.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)

I'm finding this very amusing
What other food do you dislike?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)

why is it amusing?
I didn't say I disliked it.
I can't like something I've never had.
But I will tell you I dislike tuna. As well as chicken salad.
Hope this helps, xx
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Just because we now have a sub thread on food that you dislike
I dislike tuna as well.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)

I'm fat. There's not much I don't like.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Then you would totally love the explosion

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)

It looks_horrid_!

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:31, Reply)

you know actually I think I've done you an injustice there
because I think it was coleslaw that you said would be minging on a jacket potato.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)

It would be.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Fine, take her side!!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)

It's vile shreddings of cabbage covered in slimey goo. What's to like?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)

There's also carrot!
and mayonnaisey yumminess and sometimes, if you're good, grated cheese!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)

It's still wrong, although you're swaying me with the grated cheese.
It's not really mayonnaise is it? It tastes odd on cabbage
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I think it is, it's mayonnaisey type stuff with cream in it
I shall investigate. To the Delia Online Library!

EDIT: Aye, it's a combination of mustard, mayonnaise and lemon juice. Also known as AWESOME NOMS
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Voms

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)

that's what your mum said when you were born

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Gasps. I'm shocked and appalled that you'd be so mean to me

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:08, Reply)

oh, well yes, I'd say that does sound minging
oooh, and you said it sounded ming on hot dogs, right?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)

god get a fucking room

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)

ROSALALA
!
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)

yes!
ahhh the memories.

I still haven't made you an international gift of awesomeness. I'll do it soon I promise!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)

ditto
xx
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)

And my 2 girls 1 cupcake video
You promised*!
*I have no idea what was actually said between us but I consider you under legal obligation to make it as it would be awesome
( djtrialprice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)

oh yeah
it will come. One day. I'm actually working on a business plan to open the cupcake bsns for srs, so maybe it'll actually happen.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Yay!
And then we can be together yes?
( djtrialprice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)

I haven't seen Roota around these parts today
so yes my darling, then we shall finally be together, skipping off into the meadows with baskets of cupcakes!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:46, Reply)

:D
I'll bring the chablis
( djtrialprice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:47, Reply)

ok but you have to pronounce it phoenetically

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:51, Reply)

chabbliss it shall be
and some Merlotte, Pinnott Griggeo and not forgetting the Chat Eurgh Vinn Noif.

It will be a magical summers day of daisy chain necklaces and maniacal laughter.
( djtrialprice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:00, Reply)

that sounds straight out of Disney
I love it
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:02, Reply)

That sounds like an excellent plan.
Are you also talented in regard to wedding/birthday cakes? There's a shop near the bank I use for work, that have gone down that route. The lady there said that a small wedding cake with accompanying cupcakes is an increasingly popular choice. They're also situated near a number of sandwich shops and have a small counter selling the cupcakes, slices of sponge cake, cheese cake and rocky road,. Which struck me as a good idea both to keep day to day turnover coming in and as a marketing thing. I think most people who use the counter would probably go there first when they needed an "occasion" cake and would probably recommend it as well.
Here's the website if you're interested.
www.sweetthecakecompany.co.uk/index.cfm?fa=contentImageGallery.home
(Cave Duck, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:23, Reply)

Oh god, it's like sushi, but they replaced the rice with meat, and the fish with meat, and then added bacon to it !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)

so, in essence
you are saying that it is the best thing ever?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Totally just a picture, need to try it to be sure.
Needs condiments too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)

it's full of bbq seasoning and bbq sauce

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Niiiiiice

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
meat
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Wait, I'm sure Rosie posted this when I first refreshed.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)

you best lay off that fucking sushi

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I wouldda put money down on that, too.
Oh man, I'm totally in need of a good lie down.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)