I cycled to work for the first time in about a year and a half
after getting my bike fixed.

it was sunny earlier. it is now pissing down and I haven't got a coat.

dagnammit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:31, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Are your bumcheeks killing?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Nah, over the years his ass has taken a pounding
(quote from "Me, Myself and Irene")
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:33, Reply)

it was my nutsack that was suffering somewhat
I have to go up a massive steep hill though, so my thighs were caning at the end.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Squashedballsloz

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Try not to stack it when you cycle down it later

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:42, Reply)

If it's been raining I'll go a different way
because it is a steep windy and greasy road, which does not go well with rain.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:47, Reply)

That was my thought
Having narrowly escaped certain disfigurement at the hands of the numpty Audi driver pulling out into the road in front of me as I bombed down a hill.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Audi drivers, eh? Every last one a fuckwit.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)

I just can't get into riding bikes.
No matter what seat I have, they always hurt my fanny.
( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)

understandable

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Take the seat off?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:44, Reply)

hahaha
she'd get stuck, like a lollipop.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:46, Reply)

And there's cobbled streets round her way
...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)

I have to ride over a cobbled street a short distance outside my work
and I get really nervous that people will think I'm only doing it to pleasure myself. I usually stand up to avoid all doubt.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Pathway Pervert

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:59, Reply)

I've been cycling to work these past few weeks
having not ridden since I was a teenager.

It's terrifying. I walked this morning because it's raining and Wiggy's bike doesn't have a mud guard so I'd get mud splatters all up my back.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:47, Reply)