ha mine's £13.50
I bask in the glory of my £1.50
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:45, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

My local cinema lets you take beer in to watch the films
This alone is worth the £7 tickets.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:47, Reply)

But all films seem to be pushing 3 hours long nowadays
I like my bladder too much to mix cinema with beer
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Bah, my bladder took Inception and a pint of Magners just fine

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Well aren't you Captain Iron-Bladder
I bet you pissed like a carthorse afterwards though
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:04, Reply)

That I did
With enough force to dislodge the blue loo tablets.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Urinal cake eroding...eroding...eroding...GONE!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:08, Reply)

my cinema doesn't, I had to smuggle my coffee in last time
and then I was frightened in case they used heat sensitive stuff and caught me.

Wiggy always gets a big popcorn and coke and it's about £7 which totally defeats the object of saving all the money on the unlimited card.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Wiggy is a real man!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Bless you!
I try to avoid buying popcorn, I end up eating most of it before the film starts, and then having popcorn bits/dust all over your clothes.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I just spill it everywhere
so when I get ready for bed popcorn fall out of all my clothes.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Either you jump during scary scenes
Or Wiggy cuts a hole in the bottom of the popcorn box.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Well MY local cinema has a bar AND couches

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:09, Reply)

The Picturehouse one?
I saw many good films there.
The one here is part of that chain, but much much smaller.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Yeah that's the one
It's ace, but I rarely go to the pics
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:13, Reply)

There's not been much good on
Go see Inception though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:13, Reply)

I'm going with my pretend brother next week

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:16, Reply)

pretend brother Jerome, my local bit on the side
( djtrialprice, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:24, Reply)

I told you I dumped Jerome

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:27, Reply)

What about if you want to shoot up?
Are they cool with that?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Of course
They provide the gently-warmed, lemon-scented needles too.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Best to add a bit of a citric acid when cooking up, that way you _know_ when you've put the stuff in you.
I started doing that as some sort of adversion theorpy, but I started to like it. It's one of those pains that are good ones, make you know you can still feel, a bit like having a scalding bath.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:25, Reply)

I know exactly what you mean
I used Windolene instead, I have this lovely mental image that my blood-pipe system is squeaky clean. It makes me feel superior to other people, with their filthy veins all imperfect and marred.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:27, Reply)

If you want some real-hardcore shit, try watching a I Love Raymond marathon.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Not sure I can take that just yet
Let me sink a little lower first.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Start of with King of Queens and work your way down.
KoQ is quite good in a "Leave turned on in the background and piss about on the laptop" way.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Everybody loves Raymond is the worst thing ever created by mankind
I loathe it in new and exciting ways, never experienced before.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:57, Reply)