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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Say the bride looks really beautiful and just stare at her breathing into the mic for a couple of minutes.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:59, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I just snorted halfchewed apple up my nose while reading that.
I hate trying not to laugh then snorting cos I try so hard. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:01, Reply)
haha!
I can totally imagine you hanging around registry offices doing this
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:01, Reply)
do this!!!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:01, Reply)
Possibly some drool dripping from the corner of my mouth?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)
hand in pocket too

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)
AAAAAAAAAAAARGH
Mindpiss.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:06, Reply)
just whispering "...yeah..." under your breath.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)
and a hand in your pocket, jerking awkwardly

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)
whilst rumaging in your pockets.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)
Being in a kilt will hinder this

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:06, Reply)
I wore a kilt to my sister's wedding
it was top fun and very liberating, I was the Dance Commander at their reception
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:09, Reply)
Did you have a hat and a sash?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:11, Reply)
No, I'm scottish
not a fucking girl guide
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:12, Reply)
I'd want a hat
If I was dance commander.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:13, Reply)
You don't need a hat when you've got hips like Elvis

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:14, Reply)
Young Elvis would be good
Almost dead on the crapper Elvis, less so.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:31, Reply)
While patting your crotch like a bear trying to catch salmon.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:15, Reply)

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