either: bought me a box set of every led zeppelin album
or blowjob in a jacuzzi

on an unrelated note: I can smell rotting fish, and I have a horrible feeling it was wafting through the open double doors of my office which look over the lake full of fish
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:45, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm struggling to see how this could be accomplished
Either she drowned, which I would imagine puts a dampener on ardour, or she had some sort of sophisticated nose-snorkel. I suspect the third is the most likely, in that she had to keep coming up for air, which I would have found rather frustrating.
( Kroney, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)

there was a seat at the edge, which left me at an appropriate height for fellatio to be administered without risk

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Gah
Idiocy, thy name is Kroney.
( Kroney, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)

i have a jacuzzi
i have never given a blow job in it though. but it was very nice to have a cold bubbly jacuzzi in the recent massive heatwave.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Wait a sec, hold on one gosh darn minute here, you have a jaccuzzi ?!?!!
Do you happen to have two sets of stairs going to the same floor at your place?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)

yes my new bathroom
is my best feature by quite some way!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)

some combination of heat, bubbliness and booze contributed to the best blowjob I've ever had by a long way.
bear that in mind
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)

all i need now is a willing victim, vipros
this is where the trouble lies!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)

surely you have no shortage?
a fine young lass like yourself!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

true
but it has to be a special kind of someone for me to risk drowning myself in this particular way. of course, if you were single, it'd be a different issue, that goes without saying.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)

naturally
there was no risk of drowning though. You just need to make sure you find someone with a large enough johnson for it to periscope well clear of the water.

Or someone with a massive arse to achieve the same effect I suppose.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Oh wowzers !
I don't mind telling you, there is some serious swooning going on here at the moment.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)

tell me more
i never mind hearing about swooning
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Well, it's currently me thinking up the perfect date, maybe a nice show down central followed by dinner somewhere nice.
Nothing heavy, show-wise, I know Whoopi Goldburg is playing in Sister Act next month, I reckon that'll be good. Followed by a posh bite to eat, I donno where, somewhere with a rossette rather than star, 'cus I couldn't top a star later on for when I've got a ring in my pocket and a hope in my heart.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)

wow
that is some detailed swooning. did you have a victim of your own in mind?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Nah', know anyone who'll be interested?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)

EVERYONE gonz. EVERYONE.

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Oh my, I don't think I have enough in my bank, or the theater could take that many people.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)