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I'm sure they're used to it.
Luckily I had a female piercer when I got my hood done or else I think I would have died of shame.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:31,
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Yes, but you don't have the 'size paranoia'
That many guys are afflicted with.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:36,
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tell you what, Lab
I'll get mine pierced for you, and then we can do a swap
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:38,
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Sounds good to me
Thanks!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:39,
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I don't understand this. It's not something you can change or control.
Besides, they've seen hundreds of willys, yours won't be any different.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:38,
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Yes it will, it'll be mine!
Irrational fears are irrational.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:40,
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I was like that
I was thinking 'what if he goes out with his piercer buddies tonight and is all "I had the ugliest mimsy in today"'
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:45,
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I like surprising the nurses when I get a smear.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:47,
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I've only ever had one smear
and she kept
twisting it *shudders*
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:50,
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do you hide things up there?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:54,
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Only my shopping list.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:55,
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I'm picturing those snakes they have in america that fly out of cans
whizzing out of your vajayjay
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:07,
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hahahaha
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:14,
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"It looked like a gangrenous cuttlefish"
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:48,
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I read that as dangerous cuttlefish
I don't know which is worse.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:49,
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but what if it is?
what if it is?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:43,
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Exactly!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:44,
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I'm sure that if it were different he'd already know and he wouldn't be questioning what if
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:53,
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I dunno
how many other vaginas have you seen? I think I've only seen a couple and they're mostly on embarrasing bodies so they're not normal anyway.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:08,
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you mean IRL ones?
hmmmmmmmmmmmm..................at least........6.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:28,
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oh, that's not including strippers cunts, btw
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:47,
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I've led a sheltered life
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:48,
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if we're including strippers I reckon I've seen at least a hundred.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:55,
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I'm jealous
I wanna see a stripper!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:59,
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*starts unbuttoning shirt*
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LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:00,
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chica bow chica bow wow
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:09,
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mine was male and hot.
it was awkward. He tried to make small talk. I tried to make jokes.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:37,
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Does that mean you make a 'ping' noise
When you clamslam?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:41,
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haha I actually did!!
I only did it once and it made a muffled clinky sound because obviously I was wearing pants too. Fucking hurt.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:44,
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I imagine it would hurt
*sympathyface*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:45,
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your sympathy face looks a lot like you laughing hysterically
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:50,
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why did the girl get her clitoral hood pierced?
To make the other nearby hole seem smaller.
that was shit, even by my standards
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:44,
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I liked it so I put a ring on it.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:45,
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don't be mad when you see that he want it
uh-uh oh-oh-oh-oh
uh-uh oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:51,
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