I once stole some pick'n'mix.
True story.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:37, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I could never do that!
when people just eat it as they go along I'm shocked. Same with grapes in the supermarket.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Snap
My nana eats grapes.
She thinks that buying a bunch afterwards means that it's not stealing. This terrifies my mother.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)

For some reason, I regulary get strangers asking me what to do with herbs when I'm at the supermarket.... can't work out why...
... but anyway, I always take a leaf from the herb and rub it in my hands, give it a smell, a taste, then offer my advice.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Which is what? I say be creative.
"Ah, now rosemary, you want to nail that to the wall to ward off Australians" "Turmeric should be buried in a lead box in sandy soil for 4 months"
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)

old women ask me to reach things for them

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)

They're a crew of pedants determined to put the "petty" back in "petty theft".
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)

OMG
We're like twins! Only it was marbles that I stole once.
( Kroney, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Me too
at the cinema. Their fucking fault. My film was starting and they didn't serve me, or seek to control the big queue ahead of me which beautfully masked my escape.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)