I don't know "The Barefoot Story," but I reckon you'd have to go some to find something more disgusting than
The Carling Academy
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:47, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Canal Street.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

You had sex on the floor in Canal Street?
You must have scared the gays to death.
( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Hahahaha, it wasn't sex
it wasn't on the floor, and it technically wasn't on Canal Street...
but that was my vague area (that Crow would know well, the bumder)

One day if I get drunk enough I'll tell it to you. You'll never see me in the same way. I told Kitty the first time I met her, and I don't think she quite sees me right now...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

it was no worse than you shouting
"I fucking love blowjobs" and scaring the surrounding tables.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Did she?
Nice!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)

it was loud
I was supposed to be chaperoning and maintaining some sort of respectability.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)

You failed there then, didncha?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Well, I do!
I just have a loud voice :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Congratulations on being open about it!
Just don't come crying when your gazbox fills up.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Or...
were you walking back through Canal Street, barefoot due to your shoes having become uncomfortable over the course of the evening, when you snagged your toe on a used condom?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)