yeah but Psychochomp isn't interested in anyone
and THEY HAVE TO BE TOLD!

_{regardless of whether or not they've said anything that would instigate it}
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:00, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Some have to be told more than others.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)

I think you should start randomly gazzing me to remind me you don't fancy me.
Wait a minute, are you this guy:
www.b3ta.com/talk/6757695
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)

"please please gaz me so I can tell you how soft my skin is!"

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)

that's so out of context, you called me a man!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:51, Reply)

you are right
i certainly feel told
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I like to think he goes around introducing himself like this....
"Hi, I'm chompy, I don't fancy you."
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)

I should start doing that at bashes.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:35, Reply)

just stick it on a name badge

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)

I now want a T-Shirt that says "I don't fancy you"
then when you're in a bar and you see someone you like who's looking at you then you just cover the "don't" with your hand.

Fucking hell that's an awesome chat up technique.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)

or it'll just look like you're staring at women and rubbing your own nipple

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:00, Reply)

based on his horrid upsetting personal attacks on me (online)
i think "hi i'm psycho" would be more apt.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)