Sorry gonz
I usually love your tales. But that really is the definition of tl:dr.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:41, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

you're missing out
it's a beautiful, meandering tale of lost love and romance. I'd say it's at least on a par with Catcher in the Rye
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:45, Reply)

summarise
?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:51, Reply)

man sees cantonese girl
cantonese girl may be there to see mr henderson
cantonese girl is there to see mr henderson.

I found it quite moving
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:52, Reply)

beautiful

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:55, Reply)

ask Gonz if you can play the female protagonist
this thing has movie script written all over it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:56, Reply)

not sure I'd pass for cantonese
it's a shame, it sounds like a classic
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:57, Reply)

the wonders of make up these days will transform you
like Sean Connery in that Bond film.

The whole sub plot with the pie will keep them rolling in, I reckon it'll easily do £100,000,000 in its opening weekend
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:59, Reply)

Just don't let those Hollywood mogul types get their hands on it.
They'll want Tom Cruise to play the part of the pie, introduce a charming but wicked rival for Miss Pops' affections (played by somebody British) and have car chases and stuff (with the Cantonese girl being involved in the Tri-ads). The simple shining beauty of the story will be lost.
(Cave Duck, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 18:13, Reply)

I sometimes find reading hard too =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:50, Reply)