Don't have anything I've written
Since I'm an uncreative sort, and do a degree mostly based around problem sheets with no essays

Found this though

derp.cheezburger.com/2010/07/21/hurr-durr-derp-face-derping-to-the-bank/

EDIT: Digging out the player handout from the D&D game I do for friends gave H.P. sauce Lovecraft
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 23:25, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Did you get my Randomburn disc in the end?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 23:34, Reply)

Possibly
Only two of them (Dave!* and Ainadae) had arrived by the time I went back from uni, and the porters are being rubbish about forwarding on mail at the moment. (theres a massive long ranty story to go with this, but I'll spare it)

*which unfortunately didnt work otherwise I'd have "accidentally" put a CD full of speedcore in the cd player in the college gym then left the volume on maximum
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 23:52, Reply)

You may not have got it, I sent it off pretty late.
The sleeve was handwritten, and the packet would have had a return address in West Yorkshire.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 23:54, Reply)

I will get it sometime
When my mail eventually gets forwarded. Could be a while though.

Worst case, I'll have a load of stuff to listen to in fresher's week when I get back
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 23:56, Reply)

the unspeakable HORROR!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 23:35, Reply)

I didnt even use the word cyclopean
It's obviously broken (or just reacting to the number of made up words, and the (deliberately) overly posh tone of the bit I fed it)
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 23:55, Reply)